oh-the-schemas-you-can-scheme.md

#Oh the Schemas you can Scheme!

You can scheme about scaling
Of which SQL can only dream!
You can scheme about NoSQL
Oh the schemas you can scheme

Oh, the schemes you can scheme up
if only you try!
If you try, you can scheme up
a databass going by.

And you don’t have to stop
You can curse about swap
Swap swap dirty slow swap
Dirty slow swap that makes your app stop