Google's code review diff sizes to description mapping.

gistfile1.txt

  if diff_size == 0:
    desc = "a code review of unknown size"
  elif diff_size < 2:
    desc = "a wee code review"
  elif diff_size < 5:
    desc = "a tiny code review"
  elif diff_size < 30:
    desc = "a small code review"
  elif diff_size < 100:
    desc = "a medium-size code review"
  elif diff_size < 1000:
    desc = "a code review"
  elif diff_size < 2000:
    desc = "a freakin huge code review"
  elif diff_size < 3000:
    desc = "a jupiterian code review"
  elif diff_size < 4000:
    desc = "a month long code review"
  elif diff_size < 5000:
    desc = "a whopping big code review"
  elif diff_size < 10000:
    desc = "the mother of all code reviews"
  elif diff_size < 20000:
    desc = "the grandmother of all code reviews"
  else:
    desc = "a category 5 code review"
  return desc