Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3

Newton_vs_Nye_rap.txt

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Newton:
Of all the scientific minds in history
they put Beaker in a bow tie
up against me?
I'm a master
I discovered gravity
I drop rhymes like
they are falling from an apple tree
you're no match for me
you got a bach degree
I got a unit of force named after me
you wanna battle guy
that's a crazy notion
when I start flowing I stay in motion
first law
did you cath that?
or did it go too fast to detect?
perhaps I'd be better
if I added in a bleep or a bloop
or another wacky sound effect
I was born on Christmass
I'm God's gift
I unlocked the stars
that you're dancing with
You waste time debating creationists
while I create the science
you explain to kids

Nye:
Yes it's true
what I used to do is teach kids science
on my PBS show
but now I do
what I gotta do to make sure
scientific thought can grow
and I'm still in my prime
hitting my stride
what'd you do
with the back half of your life
you freaked out
started counting coins for the bank
and you sure didn't have no wife
You wrote the book on gravity
but you couldn't attract no body
your work on orbits was exemplary
but your circle of friends was shoddy
you don't wanna mess
with the guy Bill Nye
I rap sharp like a needle in your eye
stick to drinking that mercury
cause I hypothesize
that you're about to get beat

Newton:
Well I conclude
that your methods are the wackest
you wouldn't even pass
in one of my classes
Every action
has an equal and opposite reaction
except when we both start rapping
I accelerated the mind of mankind
to a higher plane of understading and
I can calculate the weight
and the size and the shape
of the shadow of the mind
you're standing in
and I will leave you with a page
from a book I wrote
at half your age to rebut
the integral sec y dy
from zero to one-sixth of pi
is log to base e
of the square root of three
times the sixty fourth power of what

Neil deGrasse Tyson:
Why don't you pick on a brain
your own size
we got a badass over here
plus I got your back Nye
astrophysics black guy
Hayden Planetary fly
by the way the answer
to you little calculation is "i"
as in I put the swag back in science
whyle Isaac Newton was lying
and sticking daggers in Leibniz
and hiding up inside his attic
on some Harry Potter business
The Universe is infinite
but this battle is finished