I have unique, original thoughts on various topics! Likely this post will change the way you see the world and probably make you laugh so hard you cry, so you may want to be sitting down and not drinking any beverages while reading.
Most people are pretty unhappy about the cold weather ("polar vortex"), but I secretly like it. First, it's about 10 degrees here on the east coast, so it's not unreasonable. I'm from Minnesota, so it reminds me of home. I'm now appreciating my hot beverages more, and I've been able to pull out my "snuggly chic" wardrobe, which consists of sweaters, scarves, long underwear, and boots.
Joke 1, joke 2, serious comments 1-5, joke 3, joke 4.
Look both ways before you cross. Always say thank you. Keep good company. Have people edit your blog posts before posting them.
Rockin' summary statement here! Fun dramatic emoji: 😱
Overall, excellent blog post! Make sure you don't use the word awesome too much. Also, while the post is certainly well-written, thoughtful, and funny, it seems to me that your claims about the power of your post to revolutionize thinking are a bit overstated. Perhaps tone this down?