Chandler Bing: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, she got fat.
Sherlock: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, love is a chemical defect found in the losing side.
Barney Stinson: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, The sun came up and I decided to be awesome. What up!
Batman: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, She turned out to be Ra’s al Ghul’s daughter.
Jon Snow: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, GRR Martin killed her.
Joker: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, she thought my jokes were bad.
Walter White: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, She said my name wrong! Say my NAME???
Deadpool: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, %#@&%% ^&###@! $%@##&# %#@&%% F-R-A-N-C-I-S ^&###@!
Harvey Specter: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, She started getting jealous. And no matter how beautiful she may look, if she’s getting paranoid, there is no shame in breaking it off before shit hits the roof.
Tyrion Lannister: I loved her. She loved me. She was perfect. Unfortunately, I choked her to death with my bare hands.