gistfile1.coffee

irc = require 'irc'

bot = new irc.Client 'hub.irc.hu', 'Arthur', debug:true, channels: ['#nonesuch']

Array::random = ->
  @[Math.floor Math.random()*@length]


electric_brain = ["What?", "I don't understand", "Where's the tea?"] # who'd know the difference?

bot.addListener 'message', (from, to, message) ->
  bot.say to, electric_brain.random()


process.on "SIGINT", ->
  bot.disconnect "Goodbye cruel world!"