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./dat/pushes_file
!push/azn/([b-df-hj-mp-tv-z])([^a-zA-Z]|$)/\1u\2/
!push/azn/([B-DF-HJ-MP-TV-Z])([^A-Za-z]|$)/\1U\2/
!push/desu/(\S+)/desu/
!push/cthulhu/[oe]/f'th/
!push/cthulhu/[ia]/gh/
!push/2012/.+/HERP DERP, END OF THE WORLD!
!push/2109/(\S+)/sustainable
!push/2ref/.*(\S+)$/STOUT SHAKO FOR TWO \U\1!
!push/amperdesert/./&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
!push/awyeah/(\S+)/*thrust*
!push/balrog/oh yeah/Huzzah!
!push/beep/./e
!push/beep/(\S+)/b\1p
!push/beep/bep/beep
!push/bmus/$/ -- Benito Mussolini
!push/canada/$/, eh
!push/canadian/([.?!]|)$/, eh
!push/cat/(\S+)/meow
!push/ception/.*?(\S+)$/\U\1CEPTION
!push/ception/(.)/\1
!push/cow/./moo
!push/daw/a(w+)/a\1\1
!push/dc/(?i)[^aeiou]//
!push/ddd/./ddd
!push/delorean/./HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO HUGE PENIS AND CUNT AND DONGS TOO
!push/dog/(\S+)/woof
!push/doub/(.)\1/\1\1\1\1
!push/drrr/./母 /
!push/dup/(.)/\1\1
!push/dv/(?i)[aoeiu]//
!push/economy/the/economy
!push/economy/THE/ECONOMY
!push/economy/(?i)the/eCoNoMy
!push/epalindrome/^((.)((?1)|.|)2)?(.*)$/This is (?1:not )a palindrome: 14
!push/fronk/[aeiou]/o
!push/fronk/[AEIOU]/O
!push/fudd/[rl]/w
!push/fudd/[RL]/W
!push/german/./SIEG HEIL!!
!push/hue/hue/saturation
!push/impeach/[aeiou]/IMPEACH CHURCHILL
!push/isc/([^[,:]]+[,:])?(.+)/\1 DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK/
!push/kricketune/(\S+)/DELELELELE WHOOOOOP
!push/lithp/(s+)h*/th
!push/lol/l((ol)+)/lol\1/
!push/lol/L((OL)+)/LOL\1/
!push/mc/[Mm]inecraft/Pika's favorite game
!push/moo/(?i)(o+)/\1\1
!push/musical/(?i)([aeiou])/\1\1
!push/musical/$/...♪!
!push/nyan/(\S+)/nyan
!push/p2/^(?x)((.)((?1)|.|)2)?(.*)$/THIS IS(?1 : NOT )A PALINDROME: 14
!push/pass/hunter2/*******
!push/penis/\w/penis
!push/pfft/f/ff
!push/pfft/$/!
!push/pikafy/(?i)[a-m]/pi
!push/pikafy/(?i)[nq-z]/ka
!push/pikafy/o/pi
!push/pikafy/(pi|ka){2,}/chu
!push/prime/^1?$|^(11+?)1+$/NOT PRIME
!push/q/(^|.*s+)?(w+)$/what is "2"?
!push/rdup/(.)1+/1
!push/recursive/./This phrase is recursive, because the word phrase in the phrase refers to this phrase, which is recursive, because the word phrase in the phrase refers to this phrase, which is recursive, because the word phrase in the phrase refers to this phrase, which is recursive, because the word phrase in the phrase refers to this phrase, which is recursive, because the word phrase in the phrase
!push/recursive2/./I'm going to film us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching a video of us doing it while watching
!push/scooby/b([aoeiu]S*)/r\1
!push/scooby/[SD]/R
!push/scooby/[sd]/r
!push/shako/(?i)s/SHAKO
!push/sheep/(\S)/baa
!push/sheep/$/aa~
!push/stairtit/(\S+)/stairtit
!push/wall/./! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! /
!push/whale/(?i)([aeoiu])/\1\1\1
!push/wook/[^aeiou]/o
!push/wook/[^AEIOU]/O
!push/wy/.+/WHY AM I YELLING!?
!push/zoidberg/(\S+)/WOOP
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