How I doge.

doge.el

(defun doge-ify (&rest phrases)
  (let ((uc-ws #x2001)
	(prefixes '("such" "wow" "wow such" "much" "very" "so" "too" "super" "amaze" ))
	(fillers '("wow" "amaze" "good job" "super" "fancy" "woof" "[amaze intensifies]" "[wow intensifies]")))
    (cl-flet* ((n-spaces (n) (apply 'string (mapcar (lambda (c) (if (< 3 (random 10)) c ?\s )) (make-string n uc-ws))))
	       (random-space () (n-spaces (* 2 (+ 3 (random 10)))))
	       (random-prefix () (nth (random (length prefixes)) prefixes))
	       (random-filler () (nth (random (length fillers)) fillers)))
      (reduce 'concat (mapcar (lambda (phrase)
				 (concat (random-prefix) (n-spaces 1) phrase (random-space)
					 (if (> 6 (random 10)) (concat (random-filler) (random-space)) "")))
			      phrases)
	      :initial-value (concat (random-filler) (random-space))))))

(doge-ify "automation")
"fancy                        super automation                        super                        "


(doge-ify "music" "groovy" "dance")

"[wow intensifies]            so music            good job            such groovy                        fancy                      wow such dance                "