November 20, 2015 14:56 · BurritoWrapped · Dec 13, 2015
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 Floating serenely through a peaceful abyss, a sigh escapes; content.
 A siren wails, you're jolted from your respite
 /dev/xsdb1 is at 100%

 A cacophony of alerts screech from the phone.
 Upset is the fragile balance, failure cascades.
 Was only a matter of time.
 Get some coffee.

 All you ping seems to crumble, machine after machine fall; a massacre of uptime.
 Up the stack crawls failure.
 Helpless, you cannot stop it

 The silence of hard down deafens .
 You stare at the sea of red; lost.
 A siren wails, you jolt awake trembling, cold.
 /dev/xsdb1 is at 100%
	Floating serenely through a peaceful abyss, a sigh escapes; content.
	A siren wails, you're jolted from your respite
	/dev/xsdb1 is at 100%

	A cacophony of alerts screech from the phone.
	Upset is the fragile balance, failure cascades.
	Was only a matter of time.
	Get some coffee.

	All you ping seems to crumble, machine after machine fall; a massacre of uptime.
	Up the stack crawls failure.
	Helpless, you cannot stop it

	The silence of hard down deafens .
	You stare at the sea of red; lost.
	A siren wails, you jolt awake trembling, cold.
	/dev/xsdb1 is at 100%