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anroots / chuckify.sh

Last active April 1, 2016 14:18

Spam random Chuck Norris facts to a list of target e-mails (spammy April Fools joke)

	#!/bin/bash

	# Generate a random Chuck Norris fact and e-mail it to the target
	# Requires the 'cowsay' and 'cn' (https://www.npmjs.com/package/cn) programs to be installed
	# Requires Mailgun API key
	#
	# Usage: ./chuckify.sh NUM EMAIL
	# ...where NUM is an integer of how many e-mails to send and EMAIL is the target's e-mail
	#
	# Replace placeholders (Mailgun API key and domain)

anroots / handler-fleep.rb

Created March 14, 2016 18:10

Fleep.io handler for Sensu monitoring

	#! /usr/bin/env ruby
	#
	# DESCRIPTION:
	# This handler formats Sensu alerts and sends them off to a Fleep.io webhook.
	#
	# OUTPUT:
	#
	# PLATFORMS:
	# All
	#

anroots / emoticons.php

Last active December 27, 2015 18:06

A list of Fleep emoticons

	<?php
	return [
	'Smile, life is beautiful' => [':-)', ':)', ':=)'],
	'Sad, not OK' => [':-(', ':(', ':=('],
	'Winky smile' => [';-)', ';)', ';=)'],
	'Laughing out loud, LOL' => [':-D', ':D', ':=D'],
	'Oh, surprise!' => [':-O', ':O', ':=O'],
	'I’m worried' => [':-S', ':S'],
	'Meh, don’t care' => [':-/', ':/'],
	'I’m angry, grrr!' => ['X-(', 'X(', ':@', ':-@', ':=@', 'X=('],

anroots / check_ee_domain.py

Created December 13, 2015 13:20

Sensu / Nagios check that detects .ee domains that are about to expire

	#!/usr/bin/env python
	# Sensu / Nagios check for detecting .ee domains that are about to expire
	# Uses the JSON HTTP WHOIS API of internet.ee (Estonian TLD registrar).
	#
	# JSON API: http://rwhois.internet.ee
	# Documentation: http://www.eis.ee/registrars/new-registry-system
	#
	# Note: This is a quick 30-minute script: untested, with bugs.
	#
	# Author: Ando Roots <[email protected]> 2015-12-13

anroots / run.php

Last active November 4, 2015 13:45

What does this do?

<?php

use GuzzleHttp\Client; include 'vendor/autoload.php'; define('ROOT', 'https://stash.local'); $sp7a9ef4 = array('API', 'AD', 'AP', 'SERVICE', 'API-UTIL'); $sp33c1bb = array(); foreach ($sp7a9ef4 as $sp0e38ee) { $sp09795d = new Client(); $sp6171a0 = sprintf(ROOT . '/rest/api/1.0/projects/%s/repos', $sp0e38ee); $sp8e6701 = $sp09795d->request('GET', $sp6171a0, array('auth' => array(getenv('LDAP_USER'), getenv('LDAP_PASS')))); $sp1478c4 = json_decode($sp8e6701->getBody(), true); foreach ($sp1478c4['values'] as $spb0932d) { if (!isset($sp33c1bb[$sp0e38ee])) { $sp33c1bb[$sp0e38ee] = array(); } $sp33c1bb[$sp0e38ee][] = $spb0932d['slug']; } } $sp976d5b = array(); foreach ($sp33c1bb as $sp0e38ee => $spf4b9a8) { foreach ($spf4b9a8 as $sp5f4662) { $sp6171a0 = sprintf(ROOT . '/rest/api/1.0/projects/%s/repos/%s/pull-requests', $sp0e38ee, $sp5f4662); $sp09795d = new Client(); $sp8e6701 = $sp09795d->request('GET', $sp6171a0, array('auth' => array(getenv('LDAP_USER'), getenv('LDAP_PASS')))); $sp1478c4 = json_decode($sp8

anroots / .bashrc

Created January 21, 2015 08:49

Commit like a pro

alias commit='git add . && curl --silent https://raw.githubusercontent.com/ngerakines/commitment/master/commit_messages.txt | shuf | head -n 1 | git commit --file -'

anroots / my_pc_wants_to_kill_me.cpp

Created July 6, 2014 21:55

MyPCWantsToKillMe - Teensy Keyboard Prank Firmware

	/**
	* MyPCWantsToKillMe
	*
	* Teensy 2.0 (Keyboard mode) office prank sketch.
	*
	* Plug into victims USB port. The sketch will start with periodically (random intervals) locking
	* the victims workstation (Ctrl + Alt + L, phase 1) and will then start to output random creepy messages (phase 2).
	* The messages are typed into whatever text area has focus. Ideally, the victim thinks that his computer has
	* suddenly gained intelligence and wants to kill him.
	*

anroots / 91-razer-udev.rules

Last active August 29, 2015 14:02

razercfg udev rule to automatically set DPI when the mouse is connected

	# UDEV rules for razer devices
	# Change script path!

	ACTION=="add", SUBSYSTEM=="usb", ATTR{idVendor}=="1532", ATTR{idProduct}=="0015", RUN+="/home/david/bin/razer-connect.sh"
	ACTION=="remove", SUBSYSTEM=="usb", RUN+="/usr/local/bin/razercfg -B -S1 -s"

anroots / ping.ps1

Created March 7, 2014 22:23

A PowerShell script that pings a list of static IP-s to determine the UP / DOWN status of each IP

	# A PowerShell script to check the status (online / offline) of NODE-s
	# Pings each NODE with a ICMP packet to get its status
	#
	# Author Ando Roots <[email protected]> 2014-03-05


	# -------------- CONFIG ------------------- #

	# Node numbers to ping
	$NodeList = 11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,24

anroots / pomodoro.py

Created February 19, 2013 18:43

A Pomodoro circuit for Raspberry Pi. http://sqroot.eu/2013/02/pomodoro-on-a-breadboard

	#!/usr/bin/python

	# A Pomodoro timer!
	# Built for the Raspberry Pi
	#
	# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomodoro_Technique
	# https://github.com/adafruit/Adafruit-Raspberry-Pi-Python-Code/blob/master/Adafruit_LEDBackpack/Adafruit_7Segment.py
	# https://github.com/adafruit/Adafruit-Raspberry-Pi-Python-Code/blob/master/Adafruit_LEDBackpack/Adafruit_LEDBackpack.py
	# https://github.com/adafruit/Adafruit-Raspberry-Pi-Python-Code/blob/master/Adafruit_I2C/Adafruit_I2C.py
	#

Ando David Roots anroots