Как читать SMS с блядского USB-модема «Yota 4G LTE» через консоль

kolduvachestvo.sh

#!/usr/bin/env bash

# Ahalai-mahalai

FLAG="GET_RCV_SMS_LOCAL"
PAGE="1"

# Krible-krable

XMLRESPONSE=$(curl -sL -XPOST 'http://10.0.0.1/xml_action.cgi?method=set&module=duster&file=message' \
  -d "<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"US-ASCII\"?> <RGW><message><flag><message_flag>$FLAG</message_flag></flag><get_message><page_number>$PAGE</page_number></get_message></message></RGW>")
  
# Mumba-Yoomba
  
echo "$XMLRESPONSE" \
  | xmllint --xpath '//RGW/message/get_message/message_list/Item/subject/text()' - \
  | xargs -I{} bash -c "echo -ne '{}' | xxd -p -u -r | iconv -f 'UTF-16BE'; echo ''"
  
# Nihuya sebe

oneliner.sh

curl -sL -XPOST 'http://10.0.0.1/xml_action.cgi?method=set&module=duster&file=message' \
  -d "<?xml version=\"1.0\" encoding=\"US-ASCII\"?> <RGW><message><flag><message_flag>GET_RCV_SMS_LOCAL</message_flag></flag><get_message><page_number>1</page_number></get_message></message></RGW>" \
  | xmllint --xpath '//RGW/message/get_message/message_list/Item/subject/text()' - \
  | xargs -I{} bash -c "echo -ne '{}' | xxd -p -u -r | iconv -f 'UTF-16BE'; echo ''"

это офигенно! спасибо)