when you $ ck

louie.sh

alias cl='clear'

ck() {
  declare -a array=("I'm bored' is a useless thing to say. You live in a great, big, vast world that you've seen none percent of." 
    "America's a family. We all yell at each other. It all works out." 
    "I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself." 
    "Life isn't something you possess. It's something you take part in, and you witness." 
    "It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen." 
    "I think one reason TV has always done well is because there is something comforting where you kind of know what you're going to be taken through." 
    "Well, but maybe..." 
    )

  var=$[ 0 + $[ $RANDOM % 6 ]]
  echo ${array[$var]}
}