cody .

cody-slowsort.c

#include <time.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define MIN_VAL 5
#define MAX_VAL 50

static void swap(char *x, char *y) {
    char c = *x;
    *x     = *y;
    *y     = c;
}

static void slowsort(char *buf, size_t left, size_t right) {
    size_t mid;

    if (left >= right)
        return;

    mid = left + (right - left) / 2;

    slowsort(buf, left, mid);
    slowsort(buf, mid + 1, right);

    if (buf[mid] > buf[right])
        swap(&buf[mid], &buf[right]);

    slowsort(buf, left, right - 1);
}

static void sort(char *buf, size_t len) { slowsort(buf, 0, len - 1); }

static char *cody_by_size(size_t len) {
    if (len <= MIN_VAL)
        return "^w^";
    else if (len <= (MAX_VAL / 3))
        return "^-^";
    else if (len <= (MAX_VAL / 2))
        return "O~O";
    else
        return "x~x";
}

int main(void) {
    char *buf;
    size_t len, total = 0;

    srand(time(NULL));
    setbuf(stdout, NULL);

    puts("\\(^-^) Hey, I'm cody!");
    sleep(3);

    puts(",(o~o), Soon, I won't be so well... Gigabytes of data will go "
         "through me...");
    sleep(2);

    puts("(,-,) Here we go I guess.");
    sleep(1);

    do {
        len = (rand() % (MAX_VAL - MIN_VAL + 1)) + MIN_VAL;
        total += len;

        buf = malloc(len);
        printf("\r~(%s)~ There's currently %zu bytes being fed through me. In "
               "total %zu bytes were fed through me.",
               cody_by_size(len), len, total);

        sort(buf, len);
        free(buf);
    } while (1);

    return 0;
}

cody.c

#include <time.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <unistd.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

#define MIN_VAL 5000
#define MAX_VAL 50000

static void bullshit_sort(char *buf, size_t len) {
    size_t idx, jdx, kdx;
    char tmp;

    for (kdx = 0; kdx < len; ++kdx) {
        for (idx = 0; idx < len; ++idx) {
            for (jdx = 0; jdx < len - idx; ++idx) {
                if (buf[jdx] > buf[jdx + 1]) {
                    tmp          = buf[jdx];
                    buf[jdx]     = buf[jdx + 1];
                    buf[jdx + 1] = tmp;
                }
            }
        }
    }
}

static char *cody_by_size(size_t len) {
    if (len <= MIN_VAL)
        return "^w^";
    else if (len <= (MAX_VAL / 3))
        return "^-^";
    else if (len <= (MAX_VAL / 2))
        return "O~O";
    else
        return "x~x";
}

int main(void) {
    char *buf;
    size_t len, total = 0;

    srand(time(NULL));
    setbuf(stdout, NULL);

    puts("\\(^-^) Hey, I'm cody!");
    sleep(3);

    puts(",(o~o), Soon, I won't be so well... Gigabytes of data will go "
         "through me...");
    sleep(2);

    puts("(,-,) Here we go I guess.");
    sleep(1);

    do {
        len = (rand() % (MAX_VAL - MIN_VAL + 1)) + MIN_VAL;
        total += len;

        buf = malloc(len);
        printf("\r~(%s)~ There's currently %zu bytes being fed through me. In "
               "total %zu bytes were fed through me.",
               cody_by_size(len), len, total);

        bullshit_sort(buf, len);
        free(buf);
    } while (1);

    return 0;
}

export STRIP=llvm-strip
export STRIPFLAGS='--strip-debug --strip-sections --strip-unneeded -T --remove-section=.note.gnu.gold-version --remove-section=.note --strip-all --discard-locals --remove-section=.gnu.version --remove-section=.eh_frame --remove-section=.note.gnu.build-id --remove-section=.note.ABI-tag --strip-symbol=__gmon_start__ --strip-all-gnu --remove-section=.comment --remove-section=.eh_frame_ptr --discard-all'
export CC=clang
export CFLAGS='-Wpedantic -flto=full -Wl,--no-allow-shlib-undefined -fno-trapping-math -fstrict-aliasing -fno-math-errno -fno-stack-check -fno-strict-overflow -Wl,--gc-sections -fno-rtti -funroll-loops -Wl,--no-whole-archive -fno-stack-protector -fvisibility-inlines-hidden -mfancy-math-387 -Wl,--sort-section=alignment -fomit-frame-pointer -Wl,--strip-all -Wl,--strip-debug -fstrict-overflow -Wshadow -fuse-ld=lld -s -fno-exceptions -D_FORTIFY_SOURCE=0 -Wall -Wl,--no-as-needed -Wl,--discard-all -Wextra -fno-signed-zeros -fno-strict-aliasing -pedantic -Ofast -fvisibility=hidden -ffast-math -funsafe-math-optimizations -Wl,--icf=all -std=c89 -fno-asynchronous-unwind-tables -Werror -Wl,--build-id=none -fdiscard-value-names -femit-all-decls -fmerge-all-constants -fno-use-cxa-atexit -fno-use-init-array -march=native -mtune=native'