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require 'rubygems'
require 'twitter'

tweets = Twitter.user_timeline("andymboyle").collect {|r| r['text'] }.reverse
tweets = tweets.collect {|r| r.gsub(/(^|\s+)(?:I|me)([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,'\1you\2') }
tweets = tweets.collect {|r| r.gsub(/(^|\s+)my([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,'\1your\2') }
tweets = tweets.collect {|r| r.gsub(/(^|\s+)mine([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,'\1yours\2') }
tweets = tweets.collect {|r| r.gsub(/(^|\s+)am([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,'\1are\2') }
tweets = tweets.collect {|r| r.gsub(/(^|\s+)we'll([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,'\1you\'ll\2') }
tweets = tweets.collect {|r| r.gsub(/(^|\s+)I'd([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,'\1you\'d\2') }

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require 'benchmark'

Benchmark.bm do |x|
  x.report do
    t = "Holy shit! I THINK I JUST SAW A ZUNE. This is a sign from the elder gods that means my trip shall bring me good fortune, right?"
    t = t.gsub(/(^|\s+)(?:I|me)([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/i,' you ')
  end

  x.report do
    t = "Holy shit! I THINK I JUST SAW A ZUNE. This is a sign from the elder gods that means my trip shall bring me good fortune, right?"

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# much of this copied from
# http://adam.heroku.com/past/2010/3/19/consuming_the_twitter_streaming_api/
require 'eventmachine'
require 'em-http'
require 'json'

class AndyMZork
  MATCH_PREFIX = /(^|\s+)/
  MATCH_SUFFIX = /([[:punct:]]|\s+|$)/
  MATCHERS = {

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class Conversation
  attr_reader :convo
  
  def initialize(tweet)
    tweet.to_s =~ /(\d+)$/
    @tweet_id = $1 || raise("#{$1} is not a valid tweet")
    @convo = []
  end
  
  def run

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#!/usr/bin/env ruby
commit =`git log -n 1 --oneline`
commit =~ /^([a-z0-9]+).+?#([A-Za-z0-9\._-]+)(?:$| )/
sha,tag = $1,$2
if tag
  `git tag #{tag} #{sha}`
  commit_without_tag = commit.gsub(/#{sha}/,'').gsub(/##{tag}/,'').strip
  `git commit --amend -m "#{commit_without_tag}"`
end

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class USCode
  SEARCH_ENDPOINT = "http://uscode.house.gov/uscode-cgi/fastweb.exe?search"
  @@search_params = {
      :view    => "uscview",
      :db2     => "t01t04" ,
      :db3     => "t05t08" ,
      :db4     => "t09t12" ,
      :db5     => "t13t16" ,
      :db6     => "t17t20" ,
      :db7     => "t21t25" ,

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//love this thing @tysone made to randomly generate only pretty colors
var random_color = 'rgb(' + (Math.floor(Math.random() * 256)) + ',' + (Math.floor(Math.random() * 182)) + ',' + (Math.floor(Math.random() * 230)) + ')';

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(function(){
  var $$ = function(query){
    !!(query && query.nodeType == 1) ?
      this.dom = query
    :
      this.dom = document.getElementById(query);
  };
  
  $$.prototype.remove = function(){
    this.dom.parentNode.removeChild(this.dom);

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(function(){
  var $$ = function(query){
    !!(query && query.nodeType == 1) ?
      this.dom = query
    :
      this.dom = document.getElementById(query);
  };
  
  $$.prototype.remove = function(){
    this.dom.parentNode.removeChild(this.dom);

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(function(){
  var $$ = function(query){
    !!(query && query.nodeType == 1) ?
      this.dom = query
    :
      this.dom = document.getElementById(query);
  };
  
  $$.prototype.remove = function(){
    this.dom.parentNode.removeChild(this.dom);