Open CD Drive in random time!

eject_random.ps1

#PowerShell v3
#02/06/2016
Clear-Host
Sleep(1)
Write-Host " _______      ___  __  " -ForegroundColor DarkGreen
Sleep(1)
Write-Host "|#######|    |###||##| " -ForegroundColor Green
Sleep(1)
Write-Host "|### ___|    |###||__| " -ForegroundColor DarkGreen
Sleep(1)
Write-Host "|###|___     |###|  || " -ForegroundColor Green
Sleep(1)
Write-Host "|### ___| ___|###|   . " -ForegroundColor DarkGreen
Sleep(1)
Write-Host "|###|___ |#######|     " -ForegroundColor Green
Sleep(1)
Write-Host "|_______||_______|     " -ForegroundColor DarkGreen
Sleep(2)
Write-Host "L|fè i$ B|g J0k€!      " -ForegroundColor Green -BackgroundColor Red

function ejection
{
    $eject = New-Object -ComObject Shell.Application
    $eject.Namespace(17).Items() | ? {$_.Type -like "*CD*"} | foreach {$_.InvokeVerb("Eject")}
}

$i = 1

while ($a=1)
{
    $v = Get-Random -Maximum 10000 -Minimum 0
    if ($v -eq 2)
    {
        #.\taskkill.exe -f /IM explorer.exe > .\null
        ejection
        #explorer
    }
}