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CUT TO: EXT. CALIFORNIA, NEWPORT BEACH - DAY
Toby and Sam are walking along the beach.
TOBY
When they ask you why you're here today, you say,
"Orange County's beachfront is national treasure."
SAM
Who are you, Charlie McCarthy?
TOBY
Charlie McCarthy was the dummy. Edgar Bergen was the ventriloquist.
When they ask you about the rise in the Consumer Price Index,
you say, "Orange County's beachfront is a national treasure."
SAM
They're going to ask me about the Democratic tax plan.
TOBY
They might.
SAM
They might?
TOBY
They will.
SAM
Yeah.
TOBY
And when they do, here's what you say: "Orange County's
beachfront is a national treasure."
SAM
Assuming I did say that, which there's no chance I'm going to,
you don't think I'd sound like an idiot?
TOBY I doubt you'll sound like anything. They'll just use it
as b-roll. But on the off-chance there's audio, you
might as well be on message.
They have now reached a group of reporters that have assembled to interview Sam on the beach.
TOBY [to reporters]
Sam will take some questions now.
REPORTER
Mr. Seaborn, what are we doing here today?
Sam looks over to Toby who smiles.
SAM
Well, Orange County's beachfront are a national
treasure, Samantha. And that's why I support
creating the Federal Beach Project...
Sam continues with the interview. C.J. walks over to Toby.
C.J.
He looks youthful.
TOBY
Yes.
C.J.
And energetic.
TOBY
Yes.
C.J.
He looks youthful and energetic. Do we have anything he can jump over?
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