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Henry the King
You are Henry, king of the kingdom of Larion. You have all the wealth and power
you could possibly dream of. One day, your most trusted advisor comes to you
and tells you that a great evil is coming to this land. A being known as the
Dark Lord has been sighted in the area
> summon high wizard
The High Wizard appears before you and asks if he can help. He says he will be
happy to do so, but only if you promise him something.
"I want you to bring me back the head of the Dark Lord".
> "Oh High Wizard, if we are successful we will both have the head of the Dark Lord as a decorationg"
The High Wizard looks at you with a bit of surprise on his face.
"What?"
"We are going to get the head of the Dark Lord. I am sure you know what I mean".
The High Wizard looks at you again and then nods
> command the High Wizard to assemble an army of wizards
You tell the High Wizard that you need him to gather an army of wizards in order
for you to succeed. The High Wizard seems surprised by your request.
> "Why are you so surprised?"
"Because I thought you were just some old man who was trying to sell you something".
> "I am King Henry, lord of the kingdom of Larion!"
The High Wizard is taken aback by this statement.
> "I command you to assemble an army of wizards"
The High Wizard looks at you and then nods.
> summon Trusted Spies
You call upon your trusted spies to assist you. They appear and disappear from
all over the place. They appear to be very powerful.
You look around and see that there are many places where you could attack. You
decide to go after the capital first
> march army of wizards to the capital
You march your army of wizards towards the capital. You think about how you are
going to attack it. You decide to use magic to destroy it. You begin casting
spells and summoning creatures.
> continue the attack
You continue the attack against the city. You cast more spells and summon more
creatures. You feel like you are winning. Then suddenly you hear a voice calling
out to you. It sounds familiar...
> listen to voice
You turn around and see a small creature standing behind you. You recognize it
immediately as the little elf girl. She has been watching you since you entered
the castle. She whispers to you "It's time to end this, you must stop this now!".
> "Are you the Dark Lord?"
She smiles and replies "Yes, I am". You smile back and say "Good, because I'm
coming for you".You pull her into a hug and kiss her on the lips. This causes
her to squeal in delight. You release her and she runs off excitedly
> cut off her head
You take a deep breath and prepare yourself. You stand up and walk forward. You
reach out and grab the elf girl's head. You pull it down and then snap her neck.
Blood spurts everywhere. You step back and watch as her body falls limp
> continue the assault on the capital
You continue the attack on the capital. You send out your forces to attack the
city. You send out your armies to attack the city. You send out your armies
to attack the city. You send out your armies to attack the city. You send out
your armies to attack the city
> summon my trusted advisor
You summon your trusted advisor and ask him to lead your forces to the capital.
He agrees and marches them towards the capital. He tells you that he will be
able to defeat the enemy easily. You nod and say "Very well, let us finish this
quickly".
> garrison the troops
You send out your armies to defend the city. You send out your armies to defend
the city. You send out your armies to defend the city. You send out your armies
to defend the city. You send out your armies to defend the city. You send out
your armies to defend the city
> declare victory
You declare victory and announce that the Dark Lord is dead. You then give a
speech to the citizens of the city. You thank them for their support and praise
them for being loyal subjects. You also congratulate the elves for defeating
the Dark Lord. You then leave the city with your advisors
> the end
You return home and you find your wife looking at you with tears in her eyes.
She hugs you tightly and kisses you on the cheek. After thanking each other,
you bid farewell to your family and friends and ride away from the city
> return to the city
You arrive back home and find your wife looking at you with tears in her eyes.
She hugs you tightly and kisses you on the cheek. After thanking each other,
you bid farewell to your family and friends and ride away from the city
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