Who needs an ORM?

zerorm.py

#!/usr/bin/env python3

from models import *


def query(func):
    def run_query():
        rows = get_database().execute_sql(func.__doc__.strip())

        for row in rows:
            yield row

    return run_query


@query
def get_experiments():
    """
    select * from experiment limit 1
    """


print(list(get_experiments()))