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My best recruiter email yet
Dear IT Professional,
We have the following position provided below available.
Skills: Ruby on Rails
Location: Atlanta, GA
They will talk to anyone who has RUBY.
This digital start-up is searching for a progressive Software Engineer
with broad technology experience in Ruby or Java and who will help design
and deliver a social marketplace solution that includes a both a rich web
experience, as well as mobile capability. You will be part of an innovative,
high-performance engineering team that is committed to delivering an application
using leading edge technologies in the cloud and implementing best-in-software development craftsmanship.
Responsibilities (including but not limited to):
Implement cutting-edge technologies which will drive this high-demand business solution
Utilize software craftsmanship techniques to ensure rapid time-to-market, high-productivity development
Co-create innovative technological features that will revolutionize this industry
Support critical market success requirements of quality, performance, maintainability, and scalability.
Help Product and UX teams deliver user experience and capabilities that exceed customers’ expectations
Produce high quality, elegant code on short deadlines
Conform to local standards
Qualifications:
Excellent Software Development skills (3+ years)
Creative, resourceful and innovative problem solver
Strong interpersonal skills, including the ability to facilitate communication within engineering team.
One or more years developing in Ruby on Rails (preferred) , Python, Java, PHP, Perl, or any scripting/dynamic language
Experience using NoSQL databases like MongoDB (preferred) , Cassandra, Redis, etc. a plus
Mobile (Android/iOS) experience is a big plus.
Comfortable with agile development techniques such as BDD, Pair Programming, Refactoring, Continuous Integration,
Iterative Development, etc.
Sincerely,
A Clueless Recruiter
@jc00ke
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jc00ke commented Mar 19, 2012

People "have RUBY"?

I CAN HAZ RUBY?

@Spaceghost
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I DUZ WAN RUBY. U HAS, PLZ SHARE.

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