Short methods, long names

short_methods.rb

RUBY_VERSION                    # => "2.1.5"

m = define_method %^
  puts "The coding standard says 'long methods are bad'."
  puts "Stupid coding standards. What do they know?"
  puts "It says long method names are OK though."
  puts "Suckers!"
^ do
  eval(__callee__.to_s)  
end

send m

# >> The coding standard says 'long methods are bad'.
# >> Stupid coding standards. What do they know?
# >> It says long method names are OK though.
# >> Suckers!