fuck_the_anal.rb

archo = []

define_method(:fuck) do |&block|
  archo << block
end

meta_anal = proc {
  this_anal = archo.sample
  proc {
    define_method(:anal, meta_anal.call)
    this_anal.call
  }
}

define_method(:anal) do
  meta_anal.call.call
end

# === main code ===

fuck do
  "korosuzo"
end

fuck do
  "oi"
end

fuck do
  "fuzakeruna"
end

10.times.map{anal}.map(&method(:puts))