Quick hack for grabbing Twitter status in Cinch

gistfile1.txt

require 'Nokogiri'
require 'open-uri

# current regex string matches too much stuff. Trying  https?:\/\/twitter\.com\/(?:#!\/)?(\w+)\/status(es)?\/(\d+)$ instead
on :message, /(\b(https?):\/\/[-A-Z0-9+&@#\/%?=~_|!:,.;]*[-A-Z0-9+&@#\/%=~_|])/i do |m, message|
# on :message, /https?:\/\/(www.)?twitter.com(.+)\W/i do |m, message|
  url = message.to_s
  doc = Nokogiri::HTML(open(url))
  user = doc.at_css("span.username.js-action-profile-name b").text
  status = doc.xpath("//div[3]/div/div/div/div/p").text[/\S(.+)/]
  message = "Twitter | @#{user}: #{status}"
  m.reply message
end