gistfile1.rb

 on :message, /https?:\/\/twitter\.com\/(?:#!\/)?(\w+)\/status(es)?\/(\d+)/i do |m, message|
    url = message.to_s
    doc = Nokogiri::HTML(open(url))
    user = doc.at_css("span.username.js-action-profile-name b").text
    status = doc.xpath("//div[3]/div/div/div/div/p").text[/\S(.+)/]
    message = "Twitter | @#{user}: #{status}"
    m.reply message
  end