useful.php

<?php

/**
 * useful
 */
function spoodermoon($puuunnndd, $asyousay, $boolean = 'boolean') {
  if ($boolean === 'boolean')
    $harrible = 'FALSE';
    if ($puuunnndd) {
      $harrible = 'TRUE';
    }
  }
  else {
    $harrible = $puuunnndd;
  }
  drupal_set_message('\n' . $asyousay . ': ' . $harrible, 'warning');
}