clickhole_badges

var cqConfig = {
		stateKey: "cqstate_v7",
		clickTypes: [],
		achievements: [{
			name: "SuperClicker",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 20
			},
			description: ""
		},
		{
			name: "Clicksman's Apprentice",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 100
			},
			description: "You're working your way up the click rankings."
		},
		{
			name: "Master Clicksman",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 500
			},
			description: "Well done! That's a lot of clicks."
		},
		{
			name: "2 More Years Of Life",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 1e3
			},
			description: "Enjoy a couple more years on us!"
		},
		{
			name: "Slow Down There, Partner; Plenty Of Clicks To Go Around",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 2500
			},
			description: "It’s not a contest, bucko."
		},
		{
			name: "Walter J. Preston Memorial",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 5e3
			},
			description: "Walter “Walt” Preston will never be far from your heart."
		},
		{
			name: "Enough Is Enough",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 7500
			},
			description: "Okay, we get it! You love ClickHole! Not that we're ungrateful. Keep clicking, we guess?"
		},
		{
			name: "MegaClicker",
			thresholds: {
				clicks: 1e4
			},
			description: "You're truly a god amongst clickers. Trees bend to clear your path. The sun rises and sets upon your command. This game will now reset, because you've clicked so much. Isn't that crazy? Why did you click that many times? What do you do with your life? Anyway, now you can start over and do this all again. If this is your second time through then Jesus, what's wrong with you?"
		}]
	};