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Gravel.

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WARNING UNEXPECTED TAKEOFF

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Snow!

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Wobbling around the snowy parking lot...

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Ooh ICE

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Ooh water.

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The stillness,

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the beauty,

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the opportunity to short out and NEVER FLY AGAIN.

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Yep. Nope.

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Must.

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Gain.

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Altitude.

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Mmmph...

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... and SPIN

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WOAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

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X marks the spot.

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I'd like to thank the little people who helped me get here...

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... never mind, the snow's more interesting.

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Not to mention the lure of that pure, dangerous water.

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JUST LOOK AT IT!

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Heading back.

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PSYCH!

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Ooh... trees.

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But the water draws me so.

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It makes me want to...

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DIVE!!!!111one

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Just kidding.

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wobble wobble

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I've been here before.

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Time to change my perspective.

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WHEE!!!

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I...

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I... feel...

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I... feel... dizzy.

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Doot dee doo...

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"You are cleared for landing."

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Here we go...

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Oh noes! Overshot!

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OH SHIT!

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THE WATER CALLS ME

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Must. Fight.

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Landing, 2.0

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People!

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Why are you looking at?

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BUMP

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Down safely, bitches.