now.js

function now() {
  var d = new Date().toLocaleString().match(/(\d{1,2})\/(\d{1,2})\/(\d{1,2}).*(\d{2}):(\d{2}):(\d{2})/);
  return {
    text: d[0],
    day: parseInt(d[1]),
    month: parseInt(d[2]),
    year: parseInt(d[3]),
    hour: parseInt(d[4]),
    minute: parseInt(d[5]),
    second: parseInt(d[6])
  };
}