Why the Fuck is that argument not used to ... ahhh. That is why. Morons!

fucktards.php

    $client = new SoapClient($cad_url);
    $count = count($args);
    if ($count == 0) {
      $response = $client->$method();
    }
    elseif ($count == 1) {
      $response = $client->$method($args[0]);
    }
    elseif ($count == 2) {
      $response = $client->$method($args[0], $args[1]);
    }
    elseif ($count == 3) {
      $response = $client->$method($args[0], $args[1], $args[2]);
    }
    elseif ($count == 4) {
      $response = $client->$method($args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3]);
    }
    elseif ($count == 5) {
      $response = $client->$method($args[0], $args[1], $args[2], $args[3], $args[4]);
    }