I can’t get PHP to look like C++ xD

cxx.php

<?php

class NotStream {
  public function write($s) {
    echo $s;
    return $this;
  }
}

class std {
  const eol = PHP_EOL;
  public static function cout() {
    return new NotStream();
  }
}

std::cout()->write('Hello world')->write(std::eol);