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ohnobinki@gibby ~ $ traceroute culminet.com
traceroute to culminet.com (31.22.1.133), 30 hops max, 60 byte packets
 1  PEBKAC (192.168.1.1)  2.265 ms  2.275 ms  2.270 ms
 2  96.120.40.77 (96.120.40.77)  19.510 ms  19.471 ms  19.487 ms
 3  xe-0-1-0-sur03.grandrapids.mi.michigan.comcast.net (68.86.120.105)  19.493 ms  19.604 ms  20.338 ms
 4  te-8-1-ur01.richland.mi.michigan.comcast.net (68.85.223.154)  20.325 ms xe-10-3-2-0-sur04.grandrapids.mi.michigan.comcast.net (68.87.190.86)  19.452 ms xe-11-1-0-0-sur01.taylor.mi.michigan.comcast.net (68.85.222.118)  20.314 ms
 5  * * be-31-ar02.pontiac.mi.michigan.comcast.net (68.87.188.137)  26.629 ms
 6  ae2.bar1.Detroit1.Level3.net (4.68.71.33)  26.825 ms  23.204 ms  23.003 ms
 7  ae-3-3.bear1.Manchesteruk2.Level3.net (4.69.167.34)  111.765 ms  112.116 ms  112.109 ms
 8  WILDCARD-UK.bear1.Manchesteruk2.Level3.net (195.50.121.134)  113.370 ms  113.319 ms  113.325 ms

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ohnobinki@gibby ~ $ ssh [email protected]
Last login: Mon Nov  6 18:01:01 UTC 2017 from c-68-43-58-177.hsd1.mi.comcast.net on ssh
root@hurin ~ # ping 77.95.34.187
PING 77.95.34.187 (77.95.34.187) 56(84) bytes of data.
64 bytes from 77.95.34.187: icmp_seq=1 ttl=55 time=77.7 ms
64 bytes from 77.95.34.187: icmp_seq=2 ttl=55 time=91.3 ms
64 bytes from 77.95.34.187: icmp_seq=3 ttl=55 time=77.7 ms
^C
--- 77.95.34.187 ping statistics ---
3 packets transmitted, 3 received, 0% packet loss, time 2003ms

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1. Intro
2. Pixel Terror — ID
3. Pixel Terror — ID [with Pixel Terror — Final Boss]
4. Pegboard Nerds — Move That Body (Soltan Remix)
5. Focus Fire — ID [with Getter & Adair — Blood]
6. Two Owls — ID [with Baauer — Higher (Sharps Edit)]
7. Tynan & Breathe Carolina ft. Crichy Crich — ID [with Lil Uzi Vert — XO Tour Llif3 (Jauz Remix)]
8. Effin — ID
9. Pixel Terror — ID
10. RIOT — ID [with Barely Alive — Ca$h]

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using System;

class Program
{
    static void Main(string[] args)
    {
        var x = 5;
        try
        {
            MethodThrowBeforeWrite(out x);

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#!/usr/bin/env node
const axios = require('axios');
const FormData = require('form-data');
const fs = require('fs');

const filePath = __dirname + '/../accept-http-post-file/cookie.jpg';
fs.readFile(filePath, (err, imageData) => {
  if (err) {
    throw err;
  }

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initial tweet of luceleaftea: https://twitter.com/luceleaftea/status/946938980574089216 followup: https://twitter.com/ohnobinki/status/946944544528007168

Ran them all to see which ones are faster. Some of them have values that are too close to tell if they are actually better or just flucuations in the environment.

ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ for x in $(seq 0 4); do echo -n "doStuff(${x}) "; python3 -m timeit -s 'from blahstar import doStuff' "doStuff(${x})"; done
doStuff(0) 10 loops, best of 3: 211 msec per loop
doStuff(1) 10 loops, best of 3: 179 msec per loop
doStuff(2) 10 loops, best of 3: 179 msec per loop

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ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ gcc -Wall -o opennofollow opennofollow.c
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ touch x.txt
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ ln -s x.txt y.txt
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ ./opennofollow
-1
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ cat y.txt
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ rm y.txt
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ touch y.txt
ohnobinki@gibby ~/downloads $ ./opennofollow
3

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#include <windows.h>
int main(
  int argc,
  const char *const argv[]) {
  const HANDLE stdOutput = GetStdHandle(STD_OUTPUT_HANDLE);
  if (stdOutput == INVALID_HANDLE_VALUE) {
    return 1;
  }
  const LPSTR cmdLine = GetCommandLine();
  if (!WriteFile(stdOutput, cmdLine, lstrlenA(cmdLine), NULL, NULL)) {

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lol, only Canada is sane xD