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@raydog
raydog / bullshit.js
Last active October 9, 2024 01:04
Bullshit as a Service
var E_PREFIX_RATE = 0.25;
// All of our word lists:
var _word_lists = {
verb : [
"implement", "utilize", "integrate", "streamline", "optimize", "evolve", "transform", "embrace",
"enable", "orchestrate", "leverage", "reinvent", "aggregate", "architect", "enhance", "incentivize",
"morph", "empower", "envisioneer", "monetize", "harness", "facilitate", "seize", "disintermediate",
@kneath
kneath / growth.md
Last active November 12, 2018 06:33
Growth position

Hack on github.com with me

Thanks everyone! I've got enough leads for the time being.

@zanematthew
zanematthew / post-receive.sh
Created January 22, 2013 19:03
This is a git post-receive hook that "deploys" code to your working tree using native git commands, edit as needed.
post-receive#!/bin/sh
###
# This file will deploy code from the repository into the
# specified web-root.
#
# File name: post-receive
#
# Instructions:
# 1. Uncomment and edit the lines below as needed
@bitbonsai
bitbonsai / proactive404.php
Created September 7, 2012 08:29
Proactive 404
<?php
$http = str_replace('HTTP/1.1','http://',$_SERVER['SERVER_PROTOCOL']);
$datetime = date('Y-m-d H:i:s');
$to = $config['webmaster'];
$subject = '404 at '. $config['url'];
$headers = 'From: site@'.$config['url']."\r\n";
$message = <<< MAIL
@oodavid
oodavid / README.md
Last active March 11, 2025 21:41 — forked from aronwoost/README.md
Deploy your site with git

Deploy your site with git

This gist assumes:

  • you have a local git repo
  • with an online remote repository (github / bitbucket etc)
  • and a cloud server (Rackspace cloud / Amazon EC2 etc)
    • your (PHP) scripts are served from /var/www/html/
    • your webpages are executed by apache
  • apache's home directory is /var/www/
@cowboy
cowboy / HEY-YOU.md
Last active February 27, 2025 12:24
jQuery Tiny Pub/Sub: A really, really, REALLY tiny pub/sub implementation for jQuery.