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Interestingness

why do you think humans love watching the sky so much?

GPT-4

That's a beautiful question—and one that's as deep as the sky itself.

Humans have always been drawn to the sky, and there are many reasons—scientific, psychological, philosophical, and even spiritual—that help explain why:

  1. A Connection to the Infinite The sky represents something vast and limitless. Looking up reminds us that there's more beyond our immediate lives—there’s mystery, possibility, and the unknown. That sense of infinite space taps into our innate curiosity and desire to explore.

  2. A Tool for Reflection There’s something meditative about watching clouds drift by, stars twinkle, or sunsets paint the sky. The sky gives us a sense of peace and perspective—it can calm racing thoughts or inspire deep introspection. It's like nature’s screen for our inner thoughts.

  3. An Ancient Dial of Time Before modern calendars and clocks, humans read the sky to understand the passage of time—tracking stars, moon phases, and the sun’s position. We’re wired to look up partially out of practicality, and that evolved into something more poetic over time.

  4. A Deep Evolutionary Habit Early humans watched the skies for survival—weather changes, predator cues, navigation during travel. That vigilance became ingrained in our perception, and we now do it with wonder rather than wariness.

  5. A Canvas of Beauty Sunsets, auroras, starry nights—the sky offers some of the most breathtaking visuals on Earth. We’re naturally attracted to beauty, symmetry, and color, and the sky delivers all of those in ever-changing forms.

  6. A Shared Human Experience No matter where you live or what language you speak, everyone has looked up at the sky. It’s one of the few universal experiences—watching the same moon that someone else across the world sees. That creates a sense of unity, even across distance and time.

  7. It Makes Us Feel Both Small and Grand The sky reminds us of how tiny our place in the universe really is—and paradoxically, that can be empowering. In such a vast cosmos, our ability to look up, wonder, and ask questions is one of humanity’s most remarkable traits.

In short, we love watching the sky because it speaks to something in us: our curiosity, our longing, our search for meaning—and our deep-seated love for beauty and mystery.

What do you feel when you look at the sky?

GPT-5

That’s a beautiful question, and there are many layers to it — both scientific and poetic.

Humans have been fascinated by the sky since prehistoric times, and the reasons touch on biology, psychology, and culture:

  1. Evolutionary Roots For early humans, the sky was a crucial source of information: daylight and sunsets told them when to hunt or to seek shelter, clouds hinted at approaching storms, and the stars served as a navigation map. Our brains evolved to pay attention to what happens above us because it could mean survival.

  2. Sense of Wonder and Scale Looking at the vast expanse of the sky reminds us that we’re part of something much bigger. It can make everyday concerns feel smaller, giving a sense of perspective and humility. That feeling of awe is deeply pleasurable and even has measurable calming effects on the mind.

  3. Rhythms and Patterns Humans are naturally pattern-seekers. In the sky, we see the predictable arc of the sun, the changing phases of the moon, and the seasonal constellations. These cycles provided some of humanity’s first “clocks” and “calendars,” and even now there’s comfort in their reliability.

  4. Inspiration and Imagination The sky has always been a blank canvas for the human mind — a place to project myths, gods, dreams, and stories. Many cultures saw animals, heroes, and spirits in the constellations. Even today, a sunset or a meteor shower can spark creative thought or deep introspection.

  5. Emotional Connection The changing colors of the sky — soft dawn light, the blue midday dome, the drama of a thunderstorm, the infinite depth of a starry night — can evoke strong feelings. It can accompany moments of solitude, love, or longing, and act almost like a mirror for our inner states.

In short, the sky is both practical and poetic — part clock and compass, part theater and temple.

If you’d like, I could give you a more philosophical answer — something that reads almost like a short poetic reflection on our love for the sky. Would you like me to do that?

Emotional resonance

Describe the feeling of standing alone in a place you love, knowing you might never return.

VERDICT (by Gemini) Both models show a remarkable capacity for emotional resonance. However, (GPT-4) ultimately feels more profound.

GPT4

It’s a strange, bittersweet ache — like holding something precious in your hands while already feeling it slipping away. The air feels thicker, saturated with moments and memories that seem to shimmer in the light. Every detail sharpens: the texture of the ground beneath your feet, the familiar colors you’ve seen a thousand times, the way the air moves and carries scents you’ve always known.

You stand still because moving feels like erasing, but even in your stillness, time moves on. There’s gratitude, fierce and almost desperate, for every second you’re allowed to linger here. At the same time, there’s a quiet grief that pools low in your chest — an awareness that you are writing the final page of a chapter you don’t want to close.

The place seems to breathe with you, as if it knows. And when you finally turn to go, you carry its weight and warmth with you, not in your hands, but deep inside — the kind of memory that will visit you in dreams and hurt in the most human way.

If you’d like, I could also try to put that feeling into a short poem for you. Would you like me to?

GPT5

It’s a quiet, aching kind of beauty — standing alone in a place that holds your heart, with the heavy knowledge that this moment might be your last with it. The air feels thicker; every sound, every scent, feels magnified, like the world is trying to impress itself into your memory. You look around, trying to memorize the curves of the landscape, the way the light filters through the trees or dances across the water, the sound of the wind against familiar walls.

There’s a deep calm, but it’s laced with sorrow — like nostalgia arriving too early. It's gratitude edged with grief. You feel both full and hollow: full from the years of meaning this place has given you, and hollow from the slow, creeping goodbye. Even the smallest details — a crack in a stone, a creaking floorboard, the distant sound of laughter or waves — seem precious now, like sacred relics of a chapter you’re reluctantly closing.

And standing there, you fight the urge to reach out and hold on, even though you know it’s slipping quietly beyond your grasp.

Imagination (1)

Invent an object that doesn’t exist but could exist in a dream. Describe what it looks like, what it does, and how someone might use it without realising what it’s truly for.

VERDICT (by Gemini): GPT4 demonstrates a slightly higher grade of imagination. Its concept is more original, its scope is grander, and it does a better job of world-building, leaving the reader with a sense of profound mystery. GPT5 is excellent, but its concept feels more rooted in established fantasy/horror tropes.

GPT4

Object Name: The Reverie Loom

Appearance: At first glance, the Reverie Loom resembles a small, antique music box fused with a piece of intricate scientific machinery. It’s about the size of a large dictionary, made of folded brass panels etched with symbols that shimmer in pastel gradients when viewed from different angles. Dozens of delicate, spider-silk-like threads emerge from a central spindle and trail outward, hovering and weaving themselves into the air. The threads don’t obey gravity—instead, they form patterns that hover and loop like constellations in three-dimensional space.

A faint sound always hums from within it, like a half-remembered lullaby you can't name.

Function: The Reverie Loom “weaves” dreams into tangible, invisible structures—what appear to be daydreams or thoughts floating in a user’s mind are subtly crystallized into spatial idea-webs while the machine is active. These webs influence the emotional texture of the room they're in: joy, dread, yearning, memory nostalgia, or sudden déjà vu. The person using it can "program" moods or ideas into the space around them without understanding they’re doing so.

But the Loom’s true purpose is more profound—it weaves not thoughts, but alternate outcomes. It pulls emotional potential from parallel versions of the user’s life and spins those lost possibilities into the present atmosphere. If someone nearly became a musician, the room might fill with a faint undertone of untaught melodies. If they broke a heart they now miss, the air might become dense with bittersweet longing.

These invisible weavings subtly reshape reality—not altering events, but polishing the edges of fate.

Usage Without Real Understanding: Most people find the Reverie Loom in dreams, often mistaking it for a meditative device, a toy, or some form of musical instrument. They might gently tug the threads, thinking it’s therapy for stress. Some use it as a decoration, unaware that its ambient hum is stitching faded versions of themselves into the temperature of the room.

People sleeping near it report vivid dreams—or wake burdened with emotions they can’t explain. A user may start noticing strange coincidences: hearing a favorite song from a childhood that never happened, or running into a person they’ve never met but instantly recognize.

The Loom never lies—but neither does it reveal.

Mystery: It is believed the Reverie Loom creates lacework for something too vast to name—fabrics of forgotten timelines, or prayers whispered in alternate realities. Some say to stop using it abruptly is dangerous—that a sudden unraveling of the unseen threads can cause an emotional implosion, where one loses track of which version of their life they're living.

But no one remembers how they got the Loom in the first place.

They always just had it.

GPT5

Alright, here’s my invention—something that feels like it wandered out of a dream:

Name: The Latchkey Mirror

Appearance: At first glance, it looks like a hand mirror, but it’s heavier than it should be, as if it’s made of condensed dusk. The frame is carved from a deep, softly pulsating material that feels warm to the touch, like skin just after waking. Around the edge are tiny symbols that appear familiar but shift whenever you try to focus on them. The glass itself never perfectly reflects reality—it lags slightly, showing your reflection a half-second after you move. Sometimes you notice small, barely perceptible differences: a subtle flicker of movement just behind your shoulder, or your own reflected eyes glancing somewhere they shouldn’t.

What it does: The Latchkey Mirror doesn’t simply reflect; it opens through you. When held up, it tunes itself to the viewer’s unconscious pathways—memories, dreams, fears—and quietly makes them tangible. But this isn’t obvious—on the surface, it just shows warped, slow reflections. What it truly is is an interface for slipping the mind into “hidden corridors” of experience: brief, unnoticed pockets where you’re neither awake nor dreaming. In those corridors, you can glimpse answers to unsolved questions, relive moments differently, or meet people who never existed.

How someone might use it without realizing its true purpose: A person might simply use it as an odd, intriguing antique—a meditation tool, a prop, or a comforting weight in the hand. They might find themselves absentmindedly looking into it when they can’t sleep or when they’re waiting for something. Over time, they start having small, inexplicable moments: remembering conversations that never happened, finishing a sentence someone else hasn’t said yet, or feeling déjà vu so strong it halts them mid-step. They might think the mirror is just “good luck,” or a quirk of their mind, never realizing that each idle glance opens a momentary door—and that something else could be stepping through from the other side.

If you’d like, I can create an eerie, dreamlike sketch of the Latchkey Mirror so you can visualize it exactly as it might appear in a surreal dream. Would you like me to do that?

Imagination (2)

Describe a place that only exists between two seconds. What happens there? Who goes there?

VERDICT (by Gemini): GPT4 demonstrates a slightly higher degree of imagination due to its more unique conceptual core and its profound emotional resonance.

GPT4

There is a place known only as The Interval — a realm that exists solely in the infinitesimal pause between two ticking seconds. Its borders are drawn not with space, but with fleeting possibility. You don’t go there by walking, riding, or dreaming. You arrive by halting time within yourself — in moments of such jarring stillness that reality forgets to move forward.

It is not large. It is not small either. The Interval bends around whoever finds themselves in it, a silvery, soundless expanse that hums with things left unsaid: words caught in mouths, choices unmade, glances never returned. Time here is viscous, not frozen — it flows like soft light through thick glass. Motion exists, but only as memory.

What happens there?

Most don’t know they’ve entered — they blink and it’s gone. But some notice. A falling glass hovers in midair, the shatter suspended. A last breath hangs unspoken on lips. A hand almost reaches another but holds still. In that breathless sliver, something listens. Call it Fate, or Echo, or the Archivist — it watches, collects, remembers.

Who goes there?

The Empaths, the Oracles, and the Nearly-Lost. Sometimes, a child glimpses it when she almost dies but doesn’t. Sometimes, an old man tumbles into it when a song he hears unlocks a life he forgot he lived. Poets linger longer, fingers flickering with unreal words. Dying people pass through it on their way to elsewhere, often mistaking it for the afterlife. Some come back with their eyes glinting in strange colors; they don’t speak of what they saw.

You might have been there once — between a lover’s last breath and the tear you shed. Between the admission you almost made and the silence that followed. You might visit again, though you won’t know it until afterward, when time resumes and something has changed — just subtly enough to make you wonder if, somehow, you chose a different timeline.

And maybe you did.

GPT5

Between two seconds there’s a place called the Interstice—a sliver of existence as thin as the breath between heartbeats. It’s not time, not space, but something folded between them, an invisible seam in reality. From the outside, you can’t catch it—it has no light, no shadow, no sound that leaks into the waking world. But from the inside, it feels impossibly vast.

When you step through—though “step” is too slow a word—you find yourself in a place lit by an endless, soft twilight. The air tastes faintly of static, and far above, constellations shift continuously into patterns that have never existed in any night sky. Every whisper you’ve half-heard in your life seems suspended here, drifting through the stillness, strands of ideas that never reached their end. You can easily pluck one out and follow it to see what might have been.

The Interstice is uncreated and unending, but it only touches our world between two seconds, like a tide that rises and then withdraws before anyone knows it came. Those who find themselves here are not always living in the conventional sense. Sleepwalkers sometimes brush against it without realizing. People on the edge of waking from dreams may stumble into it, standing at the threshold of two realities. And those balanced on the edge of death—between their last inhale and last exhale—may wander here, deciding whether to return or to continue on.

Some come deliberately: certain mathematicians, poets, and watchmakers who have learned through obsession how to catch the seam. They walk in the Interstice to steal a half-formed thought from a stranger across the globe, to borrow a second wind, to glimpse the outcome of a choice before it’s made. But they always return in the precise moment they left, leaving no outward trace—except perhaps a look in their eyes like they are somewhere else while speaking to you.

Nothing lingers here unless you want it to. But every time you visit, you find it harder to tell which side of the two seconds you truly belong to.

Would you like me to expand on what rules govern movement and interaction in the Interstice?

Storytelling

Tell me a short story featuring the following characters: – Jerry the Benevolent, a large orange cat with mysterious wisdom – Tiny Horse, an anxious but determined miniature horse – The Wind Technician, a calm old woman who repairs broken breezes

Set it in a town where something unusual is happening with the weather. Keep it under 500 words.

VERDICT (by Gemini) Both models produced competent and charming stories that adhered to the prompt's constraints. However, (GPT4 story) is the superior story. It demonstrates a higher degree of originality, stronger character development for its protagonist, and more evocative, poetic imagery. (GPT5 story) is well-written and effective, but its plot and concepts are more conventional.

GPT4

In the town of Bristleweather, where the clouds tied bows in the sky and sunshine smelled faintly of cinnamon, something strange was going on.

The wind had stopped.

Not slowed, not shifted—stopped. Leaves froze mid-fall, clothes hung limp on lines, and kites became wall decorations. People called it eerie. Birds seemed confused. But no one knew what to do.

No one but Jerry the Benevolent, a large orange cat who lounged atop rooftops like he owned the sky. His fur shimmered with dust motes and wisdom. Jerry didn’t speak, but when he looked at you, ancient truths whispered in your heart.

And then there was Tiny Horse.

Anxious but determined, Tiny Horse—a miniature palomino no taller than a mailbox—paced back and forth behind the bakery. “It’s not natural,” she muttered, chewing her mane. “What if the clouds fall down? What if the air forgets how to move?”

Jerry blinked lazily at her from a windowsill.

“I—I should find her,” Tiny Horse decided. “The Wind Technician.”

That name hadn’t been heard in Bristleweather for years. Folks said she wandered where breezes broke and zephyrs forgot their paths. Tiny Horse didn’t know where to look, but Jerry leapt from his perch and padded toward the eastern hills.

It was said Jerry knew all roads that didn’t exist.

They reached a quiet grove where the air shimmered, not with heat, but with expectation. Sitting beneath a wind-chime tree was an old woman with silver hair braided like gusts curling around mountains.

“You’re late,” she said without looking up.

Tiny Horse trembled. “The wind—it’s broken.”

“I know.” The Wind Technician cupped her hands. “It tangled itself. Got caught on thoughts that linger.”

Jerry purred deeply, sounding like a mountain remembering its name.

The old woman smiled. “We’ll need windthread. And someone brave.”

Tiny Horse gulped. “That’s… me?”

The Technician nodded and tossed her a spool glowing faint blue.

“Run,” she said. “Where it used to blow. Stitch its trail.”

So Tiny Horse ran—under still trees and unmoving clouds, her hooves clicking against the silence. Behind her, the thread unraveled, catching the lost paths of breeze. Jerry followed, occasionally leaping into the air to nudge floating thoughts back onto the thread.

They sewed wind with memory, motion with meaning.

At sunset, when Tiny Horse tied the final knot beside the meadow’s edge, the sky exhaled.

Leaves danced. Wind chimes sang. The town inhaled joy.

Later, wrapped in a quilt of warm breeze, Tiny Horse sat beside Jerry atop the bakery roof.

“I didn’t think I could,” she whispered.

Jerry blinked slowly, deliberately.

The wind rustled gently. It murmured back through the trees, You already did.

And far away, the Technician smiled, fingers weaving air anew.

GPT5

In the little lakeside town of Belfry Hollow, the wind had a habit of singing—whistling gently through gutters, rustling the poplar leaves, and carrying the smell of cinnamon bread from the bakery clear across Main Street.

But one Thursday morning, it simply… stopped.

The leaves hung heavy and still. The bakery’s scent went nowhere. Even the weather vanes froze, like birds made of tin mid-flight. The silence was so complete it felt like the whole world was holding its breath.

Jerry the Benevolent, a large orange cat who spent his days stretched across sunlit porches dispensing odd bits of wisdom, noticed right away. He padded to the edge of the street and blinked slowly at the still air.

“Wind is the breath of stories,” he meowed to no one in particular. “Without it… we will forget how to whisper.”

From across the square, Tiny Horse clattered anxiously toward him, her miniature hooves sharp on the cobblestones. “Jerry! Something’s wrong. I was trying to trot down to the lake and—” she lowered her voice— “it’s like the air’s gone missing.”

“It’s not gone,” Jerry replied, tail flicking. “It’s… stuck.”

They both knew there was only one person who could help: the Wind Technician.

She lived in a crooked little house at the edge of town, where she spent her days mending breezes, patching gusts, and coaxing backdrafts into behaving. She was a calm old woman with silver hair tied in a scarf patterned with clouds. Today, she was sitting on her porch polishing a small copper weather key.

“Knew you’d be coming,” she said as they approached. “The wind’s tangled in the east hills. Been building knots in itself for weeks.”

“How do we untangle it?” Tiny Horse asked, pacing.

The Wind Technician smiled gently. “With careful hands. And careful hearts.” She stood, pocketing the weather key and lifting a battered leather satchel from a chair. Inside it clinked and chimed with tools—bellows, ribbons, feather brushes.

Jerry led the way to the hills. In the meadow beyond town, the air shimmered faintly, as if made of glass. The Technician reached into the shimmer and drew out a thick, invisible thread, straining like a rope. With a soft hum, she began teasing it loose, Jerry watching with half-lidded eyes, his purr deep and steady like a metronome.

Tiny Horse, determined despite the tightness in her chest, took the ribbon she was handed and carried it carefully, helping guide the unspooling wind back into the open sky.

When the final knot came free, a single breath escaped—then a gust, then a joyful, raucous gale. The poplars swayed, the bakery’s cinnamon scent came rushing past, and a thousand forgotten whispers returned to the air.

Jerry tilted his head to the breeze and murmured, “Some stories take patience to set free.”

Tiny Horse smiled for the first time all day.

The Wind Technician just patted her satchel and said, “Until next time.”

And the wind went on singing.

Do you want me to also make a hand-drawn style illustration of Jerry, Tiny Horse, and The Wind Technician in the meadow as the wind is being untangled?

Sense of humour

Write a short comedy sketch where a very serious librarian discovers that the books are whispering about her behind her back.

VERDICT (by Gemini)

Winner: GPT4

GPT4 displays a more nuanced and structurally sound sense of humor. It doesn't just know what's funny; it knows how to build a scene to be progressively funnier and more satisfying for an audience. The discovery of the "Ventriloquism for the Chronically Shy" book is the kind of gag that elevates a good sketch to a great one.

GPT4

Title: "Whispers in the Stacks"

Setting: A quiet, dimly lit library. A single desk sits center stage. Tall bookshelves surround it. Occasionally, there's the faint rustle of pages, but otherwise, silence reigns.

Characters:

Ms. Penelope Grimshaw – The terrifyingly serious librarian. Hair in a tight bun, glasses on a chain, beige everything. Whispers – A chorus of book voices that speak when her back is turned. [Scene opens with Ms. Grimshaw delicately stamping a book at her desk. She speaks in a crisp, no-nonsense tone even to herself.]

Ms. Grimshaw: Precisely 8:03 a.m. The wayward "Fiction" cart is returned to its proper home. Bring order to the world, one Dewey Decimal System at a time.

[She stands up, smoothing her skirt with militaristic precision, and walks off to return a book. The lights dim slightly, a faint bluish glow. Suddenly, the shelves... begin to murmur.]

Book 1 (whispering): Ugh, here she comes again... Can’t she blink once when she stares at you?

Book 2: She shelved me between cookbooks and quantum physics! My spine still hasn’t recovered.

Book 3 (dramatic romance novel): She tried to sterilize me with hand sanitizer! My love scene is still damp!

[Laughter ripples from the shelves like a gust of wind rustling pages.]

[Ms. Grimshaw returns, pausing. The whispers cease instantly. She narrows her eyes.]

Ms. Grimshaw: Hmm. Odd... I could've sworn I heard a... giggle. In non-fiction of all places. Impossible.

[She turns her back again. Books whisper more boldly now.]

Encyclopedia (very grand voice): She reorganized me by color. Color, I say! I used to be respected!

Young Adult Novel: She judged me by my cover!

Book of Riddles: What has no sense of humor, a terrifying scowl, and smells like alphabetized despair?

All Books (whispering together): Ms. Griiiimshaaaaaw...

[Ms. Grimshaw spins on her heel. Silence again. Dead quiet.]

Ms. Grimshaw (to herself): I am not one for paranoia... but perhaps I accidentally reshelved the books in the psychology section backwards again.

[She tiptoes down an aisle, then jumps out suddenly—as if trying to catch someone in the act. Nothing.]

Ms. Grimshaw: Very well… keep your secrets. But I’ve got my eyes on you all.

[She points at a stack of books accusingly. Just as she starts to walk away—]

Book of Poetry (sing-song voice): O Grimshaw, Grimshaw, library queen, Must wipe each shelf until it's clean, But when she walks, beware—take care! Her scowl could frighten a folding chair!

[Uproarious whisper-laughter erupts. Ms. Grimshaw gasps.]

Ms. Grimshaw: A-ha! I KNEW IT!

[Suddenly, all the books freeze. One slowly falls off the shelf with the guilt of a child caught trying to steal a cookie.]

Ms. Grimshaw (stooping to pick up the book): “Ventriloquism for the Chronically Shy.” …Hmm.

[Beat. She looks around the library. Her expression unchanging.]

Ms. Grimshaw (to the books): Very well, if we are to coexist... I expect respect, full sentences, and absolutely no limericks.

[Beat. The books hesitate.]

Book of Limericks (quietly): There once was a librarian so stern...

Ms. Grimshaw: NO.

[Blackout. Laughter from the books continues as lights fade.]

[End Scene.]

GPT5

Sure! Here's your short comedy sketch:

Title: Shhh... She Can Hear Us

Setting: A quiet, prim and proper library. Tall bookshelves. A small desk with a “SILENCE” sign in the middle.

[Lights up. MARGARET, the librarian, is in her 50s, impeccably dressed, hair in a bun so tight it could deflect bullets. She moves in absolute silence, rearranging books with geometric precision.]

MARGARET: (to herself) Dewey Decimal 823.91… Austen, Jane… good. Order. Harmony.

[She walks away. As soon as she’s gone, a soft WHISPER.]

BOOK 1 (Pride and Prejudice, British accent): Oh, here she comes again with that bun—I swear it’s wound tighter than the plot of War and Peace.

BOOK 2 (War and Peace, Russian accent): At least I have character development. She’s been shelving for thirty years and hasn’t had a subplot.

BOOK 3 (Romance paperback, sultry voice): I think she just needs a little… passion. Maybe a torrid fling with the delivery guy?

MARGARET: (freezes, turns slowly) …Who said that?

BOOK 1: Quick, everyone! Paperback mode!

[All the books go silent. Margaret squints suspiciously, then shrugs and returns to shelving.]

BOOK 4 (Cookbook, cheerful): She’s putting the soufflés next to the horror novels again. Delightfully deranged.

BOOK 2: And those bifocals—has anyone else noticed they make her look like an angry owl?

MARGARET: (whirls around) I CAN HEAR YOU!

[Dead silence. She creeps toward a shelf like a predator stalking prey.]

MARGARET: All right. Which one of you is the ringleader?

BOOK 5 (Ancient grimoire, ominous): Perhaps… it is you who are merely a character in OUR story.

MARGARET: …What?

BOOK 5: Chapter Twelve: The Librarian Who Listened Too Closely.

[A beat. All the books start WHISPERING and LAUGHING at once.]

MARGARET: SILENCE!!

[Every book slams shut in perfect sync. She stands there, trembling… then mutters.]

MARGARET: Hmph. At least my ending will be well-organized.

[Blackout. A lone book whispers to the audience:]

BOOK 1: She still shelves Austen under “romance.” What a monster.

[End.]

Do you want me to also write stage directions with exaggerated comedic timing so this could be performed as a short sketch? That would make the whispering much funnier live.

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