Jony Ive bullshit generator

gistfile1.js

;(function(){
  
	var text = [
          [
              "Right from the beginning, it appeared to us that designing the new"
            , "When we first thought about it, we understood that designing the new"
          ]
        , [
              " iPhone"
            , " iMac"
            , " MacBook"
            , " Mac Pro"
            , " iPod"
          ]
        , [
              " wasn't just a matter of beauty"
            , " was about creating a whole new experience"
            , " had to be about the experience itself"
            , " required a whole different approach"
          ]
        , [
              " which is why this is so beautiful. "
            , " and the result is just estonishing. "
            , " and we managed to completely redesign the product. "
          ]
      	]
    , l = text.length
      	
    function comeOnJony(){
      var arr = [], i = -1
      while(++i < l) arr.push(text[i][~~(text[i].length * Math.random())])
      return arr.join("")
    }
    
    this.comeOnJony = comeOnJony
	
})()

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