Kingdom of Loathing - 3-day auto-ascend and reincarnation with Grey Goo path, no requirements

grey_goo.ash

# Runs Grey Goo ascensions with no input required. Just run this script once a day and it'll do some basic farming (11-leaf clovers, eating fortune cookies, etc) and reincarnate in the same path when possible.

void do_jobs() {
    # Spend time doing Jobs Boards adventures. Not very rewarding, but
    # levels us up enough to cast daily skills and gives some pocket change.
    if (my_adventures() >= 10) {
        visit_url("place.php?whichplace=town&action=town_oddjobs");
        while (my_adventures() >= 10) {
            run_choice(985, "pwd&option=3");
        }
    }
}

void reincarnate() {
    print("I'm tired of this world, let's ascend.");

    visit_url("ascend.php?action=ascend&confirm=on&confirm2=on");
    visit_url("afterlife.php");
    visit_url("afterlife.php?action=pearlygates");

        # Buy a Carton of Astral Energy Drinks for the Lucky! buff.
        visit_url("afterlife.php?action=buydeli&whichitem=10882");

    visit_url("afterlife.php?place=reincarnate");

    # Reincarnate as Saucerer on Grey Goo path with Opossum sign.
    visit_url("afterlife.php?action=ascend&confirmascend=1&whichsign=5&gender=2&whichclass=3&whichpath=40&asctype=3&nopetok=1&noskillsok=1");

    # Get rid of the initial choice adventure.
    visit_url("choice.php?forceoption=0");
    visit_url("choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1419&option=1");

    # Visit Toot Oriole to get our random gems.
    visit_url("tutorial.php?action=toot&pwd");
    item letter = $item[letter from King Ralph XI];
    if (item_amount(letter) > 0) {
        use(1, letter);
        use(1, $item[pork elf goodies sack]);
    }

        # Using the Carton of Astral Energy Drink that we bought at the Deli Lama should give us 6x astral energy drink for Lucky! adventures.
    item carton_drink = $item[[10882]carton of astral energy drinks];
    if (item_amount(carton_drink) > 0) {
        use(1, carton_drink);
    }

    # Do jobs for starter meat.
    do_jobs();

    print("Welcome to your new life!");
}

void daily_tasks() {
    # Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game
    for i from 1 to 3 {
        visit_url("clan_rumpus.php?action=click&spot=3&furni=3");
    }

    # Buy 11-leaf clovers.
    if (item_amount($item[Hermit Permit]) == 0) {
        buy($item[Hermit Permit]);
    }
    while (true) {
        while (item_amount($item[worthless trinket]) + item_amount($item[worthless gewgaw]) + item_amount($item[worthless knick-knack]) < 1) {
            buy(1, $item[Chewing gum on a String]);
            use(1, $item[Chewing gum on a String]);
        }
        if (!hermit(1, $item[11-leaf clover])) {
            break;
        }
    }

    # Daily skills to harvest items.
    use_skill(1, $skill[Pastamastery]);
    use_skill(1, $skill[Advanced Saucecrafting]);
    use_skill(1, $skill[Advanced Cocktailcrafting]);

    # Eat all the fortune cookies we can to get 10-leaf clovers.
    buy($item[fortune cookie], fullness_limit() - my_fullness());
    eat($item[fortune cookie], fullness_limit() - my_fullness());

    # Eat Astral Energy Drink, get Lucky!, adventure at the Limerick Dungeon, and get Cyclops Eyedrops from the lucky adventure.
    item energy_drink = $item[[10883]astral energy drink];
    while (item_amount(energy_drink) > 0 && spleen_limit() - my_spleen_use() >= 5) {
        eat(energy_drink, 1);
        visit_url("adventure.php?snarfblat=19");
    }

    # Do more jobs with the food we ate.
    do_jobs();

    print("Finished daily tasks.");
}

void main() {
    daily_tasks();

    if (my_path() == "Grey Goo" && my_daycount() >= 3) {
        # Grey goo path enables ascension after 3 days, no actions required.
        reincarnate();

        daily_tasks();
    }
}