“Every Answer's Terrible”, a song for Stack Overflow questions with half a dozen shitty answers and not one solution among them. Reference: http://xkcd.com/1052/

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Here's a bunch of sample code to drop into your app for free
I didn't bother test it, I just puked out a class hastily
I might not have even written it, I might've simply Googled it
It might not even work at all; the author might have bungled it

Explanations are for losers for whom the code alone's not good enough
The sort of folks infatuated with things like truly learning stuff
This code is what you asked about; is a sample not enough for you?
Is understanding the solution really such a thing for you?

That's assuming it's even relevant, which I refuse to guarantee
It might just be a leaf in some other person's problem tree
These answer-bearing mindsets are completely indefensible
Put me down as undecided: every answer's terrible.