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Index: wp-includes/default-filters.php
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--- wp-includes/default-filters.php	(revision 38151)
+++ wp-includes/default-filters.php	(working copy)
@@ -165,7 +165,7 @@
 add_filter( 'the_title_rss',      'ent2ncr',                    8 );
 add_filter( 'the_title_rss',      'esc_html'                      );
 add_filter( 'the_content_rss',    'ent2ncr',                    8 );
-add_filter( 'the_content_feed',   'wp_staticize_emoji'            );
+#add_filter( 'the_content_feed',   'wp_staticize_emoji'            );
 add_filter( 'the_content_feed',   '_oembed_filter_feed_content'   );
 add_filter( 'the_excerpt_rss',    'convert_chars'                 );
 add_filter( 'the_excerpt_rss',    'ent2ncr',                    8 );
@@ -172,13 +172,13 @@
 add_filter( 'comment_author_rss', 'ent2ncr',                    8 );
 add_filter( 'comment_text_rss',   'ent2ncr',                    8 );
 add_filter( 'comment_text_rss',   'esc_html'                      );
-add_filter( 'comment_text_rss',   'wp_staticize_emoji'            );
+#add_filter( 'comment_text_rss',   'wp_staticize_emoji'            );
 add_filter( 'bloginfo_rss',       'ent2ncr',                    8 );
 add_filter( 'the_author',         'ent2ncr',                    8 );
 add_filter( 'the_guid',           'esc_url'                       );
 
 // Email filters
-add_filter( 'wp_mail', 'wp_staticize_emoji_for_email' );
+#add_filter( 'wp_mail', 'wp_staticize_emoji_for_email' );
 
 // Misc filters
 add_filter( 'option_ping_sites',        'privacy_ping_filter'                 );
@@ -209,19 +209,19 @@
 add_filter( 'http_request_host_is_external', 'allowed_http_request_hosts', 10, 2 );
 
 // REST API filters.
-add_action( 'xmlrpc_rsd_apis',            'rest_output_rsd' );
-add_action( 'wp_head',                    'rest_output_link_wp_head', 10, 0 );
-add_action( 'template_redirect',          'rest_output_link_header', 11, 0 );
-add_action( 'auth_cookie_malformed',      'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
-add_action( 'auth_cookie_expired',        'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
-add_action( 'auth_cookie_bad_username',   'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
-add_action( 'auth_cookie_bad_hash',       'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
-add_action( 'auth_cookie_valid',          'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
-add_filter( 'rest_authentication_errors', 'rest_cookie_check_errors', 100 );
+#add_action( 'xmlrpc_rsd_apis',            'rest_output_rsd' );
+#add_action( 'wp_head',                    'rest_output_link_wp_head', 10, 0 );
+#add_action( 'template_redirect',          'rest_output_link_header', 11, 0 );
+#add_action( 'auth_cookie_malformed',      'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
+#add_action( 'auth_cookie_expired',        'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
+#add_action( 'auth_cookie_bad_username',   'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
+#add_action( 'auth_cookie_bad_hash',       'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
+#add_action( 'auth_cookie_valid',          'rest_cookie_collect_status' );
+#add_filter( 'rest_authentication_errors', 'rest_cookie_check_errors', 100 );
 
 // Actions
 add_action( 'wp_head',             '_wp_render_title_tag',            1     );
-add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_enqueue_scripts',              1     );
+#add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_enqueue_scripts',              1     );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'feed_links',                      2     );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'feed_links_extra',                3     );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'rsd_link'                               );
@@ -230,28 +230,28 @@
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'locale_stylesheet'                      );
 add_action( 'publish_future_post', 'check_and_publish_future_post',   10, 1 );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'noindex',                          1    );
-add_action( 'wp_head',             'print_emoji_detection_script',     7    );
+#add_action( 'wp_head',             'print_emoji_detection_script',     7    );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_print_styles',                  8    );
-add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_print_head_scripts',            9    );
+#add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_print_head_scripts',            9    );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_generator'                           );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'rel_canonical'                          );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_shortlink_wp_head',            10, 0 );
 add_action( 'wp_head',             'wp_site_icon',                    99    );
-add_action( 'wp_footer',           'wp_print_footer_scripts',         20    );
+#add_action( 'wp_footer',           'wp_print_footer_scripts',         20    );
 add_action( 'template_redirect',   'wp_shortlink_header',             11, 0 );
-add_action( 'wp_print_footer_scripts', '_wp_footer_scripts'                 );
+#add_action( 'wp_print_footer_scripts', '_wp_footer_scripts'                 );
 add_action( 'init',                'check_theme_switched',            99    );
 add_action( 'after_switch_theme',  '_wp_sidebars_changed'                   );
-add_action( 'wp_print_styles',     'print_emoji_styles'                     );
+#add_action( 'wp_print_styles',     'print_emoji_styles'                     );
 
 if ( isset( $_GET['replytocom'] ) )
     add_action( 'wp_head', 'wp_no_robots' );
 
 // Login actions
-add_action( 'login_head',          'wp_print_head_scripts',         9     );
+#add_action( 'login_head',          'wp_print_head_scripts',         9     );
 add_action( 'login_head',          'print_admin_styles',            9     );
 add_action( 'login_head',          'wp_site_icon',                  99    );
-add_action( 'login_footer',        'wp_print_footer_scripts',       20    );
+#add_action( 'login_footer',        'wp_print_footer_scripts',       20    );
 add_action( 'login_init',          'send_frame_options_header',     10, 0 );
 
 // Feed Generator Tags
@@ -277,10 +277,10 @@
 add_action( 'do_robots',                  'do_robots'                                      );
 add_action( 'set_comment_cookies',        'wp_set_comment_cookies',                  10, 2 );
 add_action( 'sanitize_comment_cookies',   'sanitize_comment_cookies'                       );
-add_action( 'admin_print_scripts',        'print_emoji_detection_script'                   );
-add_action( 'admin_print_scripts',        'print_head_scripts',                      20    );
-add_action( 'admin_print_footer_scripts', '_wp_footer_scripts'                             );
-add_action( 'admin_print_styles',         'print_emoji_styles'                             );
+#add_action( 'admin_print_scripts',        'print_emoji_detection_script'                   );
+#add_action( 'admin_print_scripts',        'print_head_scripts',                      20    );
+#add_action( 'admin_print_footer_scripts', '_wp_footer_scripts'                             );
+#add_action( 'admin_print_styles',         'print_emoji_styles'                             );
 add_action( 'admin_print_styles',         'print_admin_styles',                      20    );
 add_action( 'init',                       'smilies_init',                             5    );
 add_action( 'plugins_loaded',             'wp_maybe_load_widgets',                    0    );
@@ -403,9 +403,9 @@
 add_action( 'set_current_user', 'kses_init' );
 
 // Script Loader
-add_action( 'wp_default_scripts', 'wp_default_scripts' );
-add_filter( 'wp_print_scripts', 'wp_just_in_time_script_localization' );
-add_filter( 'print_scripts_array', 'wp_prototype_before_jquery' );
+#add_action( 'wp_default_scripts', 'wp_default_scripts' );
+#add_filter( 'wp_print_scripts', 'wp_just_in_time_script_localization' );
+#add_filter( 'print_scripts_array', 'wp_prototype_before_jquery' );
 
 add_action( 'wp_default_styles', 'wp_default_styles' );
 add_filter( 'style_loader_src', 'wp_style_loader_src', 10, 2 );
@@ -421,7 +421,7 @@
 add_filter( 'the_content', 'do_shortcode', 11 ); // AFTER wpautop()
 
 // Media
-add_action( 'wp_playlist_scripts', 'wp_playlist_scripts' );
+#add_action( 'wp_playlist_scripts', 'wp_playlist_scripts' );
 add_action( 'customize_controls_enqueue_scripts', 'wp_plupload_default_settings' );
 
 // Nav menu
@@ -451,10 +451,10 @@
 add_action( 'wp_head',                'wp_oembed_add_discovery_links'         );
 add_action( 'wp_head',                'wp_oembed_add_host_js'                 );
 
-add_action( 'embed_head',             'enqueue_embed_scripts',           1    );
-add_action( 'embed_head',             'print_emoji_detection_script'          );
+#add_action( 'embed_head',             'enqueue_embed_scripts',           1    );
+#add_action( 'embed_head',             'print_emoji_detection_script'          );
 add_action( 'embed_head',             'print_embed_styles'                    );
-add_action( 'embed_head',             'wp_print_head_scripts',          20    );
+#add_action( 'embed_head',             'wp_print_head_scripts',          20    );
 add_action( 'embed_head',             'wp_print_styles',                20    );
 add_action( 'embed_head',             'wp_no_robots'                          );
 add_action( 'embed_head',             'rel_canonical'                         );
@@ -464,8 +464,8 @@
 add_action( 'embed_content_meta',     'print_embed_sharing_button'            );
 
 add_action( 'embed_footer',           'print_embed_sharing_dialog'            );
-add_action( 'embed_footer',           'print_embed_scripts'                   );
-add_action( 'embed_footer',           'wp_print_footer_scripts',        20    );
+#add_action( 'embed_footer',           'print_embed_scripts'                   );
+#add_action( 'embed_footer',           'wp_print_footer_scripts',        20    );
 
 add_filter( 'excerpt_more',           'wp_embed_excerpt_more',          20    );
 add_filter( 'the_excerpt_embed',      'wptexturize'                           );
Index: wp-includes/theme.php
===================================================================
--- wp-includes/theme.php	(revision 38151)
+++ wp-includes/theme.php	(working copy)
@@ -2131,6 +2131,7 @@
 	$home_origin  = parse_url( home_url() );
 	$cross_domain = ( strtolower( $admin_origin[ 'host' ] ) != strtolower( $home_origin[ 'host' ] ) );
 
+/*
 	?>
 	<script type="text/javascript">
 		(function() {
@@ -2147,6 +2148,7 @@
 		}());
 	</script>
 	<?php
+*/
 }
 
 /**