Rage programming language

hello_world.rage

# Variable declaration
le text = "Hello, Rage!"
le number = 2

# Begin block with error handling
my poorly drawn code

  # Conditionals
  number < 3 seriously?
  U don't say?
    # True condition
    print text
  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
    # False condition
    FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU "I didn't expect that"
  F*ck yea!

# Error handling
when suddenly shit happens
  print shit
true story!