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Line after line
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Line after line | |
(sung to the tune of "Time after Time" by Cyndi Lauper) | |
Logging into GitHub, I see notifications from you | |
Caught up in PRs | |
Confusion is nothing new | |
Flashback, bad code | |
Almost every line | |
Suitcase of tech debt | |
Line after | |
Sometimes you ping me | |
I'm in another meeting dead | |
You're calling to me, I can't hear | |
What you've said | |
Then you say, "review please" | |
And I fall behind | |
Your PR train unwinds | |
When you write lots of code that you send to me | |
Line after line | |
If you hack, I’ll reject it, I'll be waiting | |
Line after line | |
If you git blame, you look and you will find me | |
Line after line | |
If you hack, I will reject, I will be waiting | |
Line after line | |
After my package ownership has been | |
Given away | |
Commenting through drive-by | |
You're wondering if I'm insane | |
Awful hacks buried deep inside (deep inside) | |
And the app throws all the time | |
When you write lots of code that you send to me | |
Line after line | |
If you hack, I’ll reject it, I'll be waiting | |
Line after line | |
If you git blame, you look and you will find me | |
Line after line | |
If you hack, I will reject, I will be waiting | |
Line after line | |
Line after line | |
I've got a suitcase of tech debt that I almost left behind | |
Line after line | |
Line, line, line | |
But you say to review but I fall behind | |
Line after line after line (after line, oh) |
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