#powder fuckfuck/brainfuck clone. This kept me busy for a few minutes.

gistfile1.py

import sys, array

# Name to character reference
# you can like
# modify me
# modify me a lot
# i likes it
ch = {
   'mniip': '<', 
   'Ristovski': '>',
   'Catelite': '+',
   'MiningMarsh': '-',
   'jacob1': '[', 
   'Ximon': ']',
   'Fast-Driver': '.',
   'Triclops200': ',' # ugh i couldn't think of anyone
}

def effify (stream): 
  buf = ""
  for line in stream: 
    # i dun like whitespace
    line = line.strip()
    for word in line.split():
      # yay words
      if not (word in ch):
        print("Line had invalid word '" + word + "'\n"+line)
        break
      # this is brainfuck
      buf += ch[word]
  print (buf)
  return buf

if __name__ == '__main__': 
  if len(sys.argv) < 2 or sys.argv[1] == '-h' or sys.argv[1] == '--help':
    print ('''
#powder -> Brainfuck converter :D
Usage: 
  python tptbf.py <file> -> generates the code in <file>
  python tptbf.py -h | --help -> displays me
Use case count:
  0
Usability factor:
  0
Usefulness factor:
  -1
by boxmein, 2013. public domain''')
    exit(0)
  with open(sys.argv[1], 'r') as f:
    code = effify(f)

# #powder -> brainfuck converter!
# kinda builds upon the ideas of fuckfuck
# and makes it strange
# paste the code from it into #powder
# i dare you
# alternatively pipe the output into bf
# boxmein 2013 

# Example source:

# Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite jacob1 Ristovski Catelite 
# Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite
# mniip MiningMarsh Ximon Ristovski Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Catelite Fast-Driver Triclops200

# Brainfuck code for if you need an interpreter: 
# gcc -o bf below.c [-lmingw32]
# #include <stdlib.h>
# char m[9999],*n[99],*r=m,*p=m+5000,**s=n,d,c;main(){for(read(0,r,4000);c=*r;
# r++)c-']'||(d>1||(r=*p?*s:(--s,r)),!d||d--),c-'['||d++||(*++s=r),d||(*p+=c==
# '+',*p-=c=='-',p+=c=='>',p-=c=='<',c-'.'||write(2,p,1),c-','||read(2,p,1));}