Hilarious list of available occupations according to a health insurance signup form. I love how finite it is.

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  	<option selected="selected" value=""></option>
		<option value="13">Accountant</option>
		<option value="14">Administrative Assistant</option>
		<option value="15">Advertising</option>
		<option value="16">Appraiser</option>
		<option value="17">Architect</option>
		<option value="18">Athletic Coach</option>
		<option value="19">Barbers/Beauticians</option>
		<option value="20">Bookkeeper</option>
		<option value="21">Bus drivers</option>
		<option value="22">Butcher</option>
		<option value="23">Carpenter</option>
		<option value="24">Cashier</option>
		<option value="25">Chauffeur</option>
		<option value="26">Child Care</option>
		<option value="27">Child/Minor</option>
		<option value="28">Clergyman</option>
		<option value="29">College student</option>
		<option value="30">Computer Analyst</option>
		<option value="31">Computer operator</option>
		<option value="32">Construction</option>
		<option value="33">Consultant</option>
		<option value="34">Cowboy</option>
		<option value="35">Credit analyst</option>
		<option value="36">Customer Service </option>
		<option value="37">Delivery Person</option>
		<option value="38">Dentists</option>
		<option value="39">Detective </option>
		<option value="40">Editor</option>
		<option value="41">Electrician</option>
		<option value="42">Engineer</option>
		<option value="43">Evangelists</option>
		<option value="44">Farmers/Rancher</option>
		<option value="45">Financial manager</option>
		<option value="46">Fisherman</option>
		<option value="47">Food Service</option>
		<option value="48">Forester</option>
		<option value="49">General managers </option>
		<option value="50">Health Professional</option>
		<option value="51">Horse trainer</option>
		<option value="52">Housekeeper</option>
		<option value="53">Housewife</option>
		<option value="54">Human Resources</option>
		<option value="55">Inspector</option>
		<option value="56">Insurance Adjustor</option>
		<option value="57">Insurance Agent</option>
		<option value="58">Insurance Examiner</option>
		<option value="59">Janitor</option>
		<option value="60">Landscaper</option>
		<option value="61">Law Enforcement</option>
		<option value="62">Lawyer</option>
		<option value="63">Librarian</option>
		<option value="64">Locksmith</option>
		<option value="65">Mail clerk</option>
		<option value="66">Management</option>
		<option value="67">Market Research </option>
		<option value="68">Marketing</option>
		<option value="69">Mechanic</option>
		<option value="70">Minister</option>
		<option value="71">Musician</option>
		<option value="72">Painter</option>
		<option value="73">Paralegal</option>
		<option value="74">Pest control</option>
		<option value="75">Photographer</option>
		<option value="76">Pilot</option>
		<option value="77">Plumber</option>
		<option value="78">Printer</option>
		<option value="79">Professional Athlete</option>
		<option value="80">Public relations </option>
		<option value="81">Publisher</option>
		<option value="82">Real estate</option>
		<option value="83">Receptionist</option>
		<option value="84">Retail</option>
		<option value="85">Retired</option>
		<option value="86">Sales</option>
		<option value="87">Secretary</option>
		<option value="88">Self employed</option>
		<option value="89">Stock clerk</option>
		<option value="90">Stockbroker</option>
		<option value="91">Supervisor</option>
		<option value="92">Surveyor</option>
		<option value="93">Teacher</option>
		<option value="94">Travel Agent</option>
		<option value="95">Truck Driver</option>
		<option value="96">Unemployed</option>
		<option value="97">Warehouse worker</option>
		<option value="98">Writer</option>
		<option value="99">Nurse</option>
		<option value="100">Student</option>
		<option value="101">Waiter</option>
	</select>