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smartctl 7.2 2020-12-30 r5155 [aarch64-linux-5.10.216-alpine-unas] (local build)
Copyright (C) 2002-20, Bruce Allen, Christian Franke, www.smartmontools.org

=== START OF INFORMATION SECTION ===
Model Family:     Seagate IronWolf
Device Model:     ST12000VN0007-2GS116
Serial Number:    ZJV48BQJ
LU WWN Device Id: 5 000c50 0b54d7951
Firmware Version: SC60
User Capacity:    12,000,138,625,024 bytes [12.0 TB]

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// .h

@interface AMPNavigationBar : UINavigationBar

@property (nonatomic, assign) CGFloat extraColorLayerOpacity UI_APPEARANCE_SELECTOR;

@end

// .m

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Keybase proof

I hereby claim:

• I am brendanlim on github.
• I am brendan (https://keybase.io/brendan) on keybase.
• I have a public key whose fingerprint is 0897 4C8C 4E8A 34C5 AA36 E279 5A78 C42A 8C24 1C2B

To claim this, I am signing this object:

brendanlim

rage-quit support for bash

HOW TO INSTALL

Put flip somewhere in your $PATH and chmod a+x it.

Copy fuck into ~/.bashrc.

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L1 cache reference                          0.5 ns
Branch mispredict                             5 ns
L2 cache reference                            7 ns             14x L1 cache
Mutex lock/unlock                            25 ns
Main memory reference                       100 ns             20x L2 cache, 200x L1 cache
Compress 1K bytes with Zippy              3,000 ns
Send 1K bytes over 1 Gbps network        10,000 ns    0.01 ms
Read 1 MB sequentially from memory      250,000 ns    0.25 ms
Round trip within same datacenter       500,000 ns    0.5  ms
Read 1 MB sequentially from SSD       1,000,000 ns    1    ms  4X memory

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      === Epic Snow Leopard Upgrayyyyd Guide ===

Son, you’re now living in the land of 64-bit systems.

That means that some of your 32-bit shit is now broken.

Not all is lost.

== Fixing MySQL weirdness