rlq.js

const
	y = 31_536_000,
	d = 86_400,
	h = 3_600,
	m = 60,

	SecondsConverter = function (input) {
		let remainder

		this.y = input / y | 0
		this.d = (remainder = input - y * this.y) / d | 0
		this.h = (remainder -= d * this.d) / h | 0
		this.m = (remainder -= h * this.h) / m | 0
	},

	execute = async function () {
		const cmd = await command.execute(...arguments)
		if (!cmd.success) {
			let acc = ``
			for (const argument of arguments)
				acc += argument + ` `
			throw Error(`$${acc}\u{2022} ${cmd.reason ?? cmd.reply}`)
		}

		return cmd.reply
	},

	main = async () => {
		const time = new SecondsConverter(1.893e8 * Math.random() + 1)

		let
			i = 0,
			difference = ``

		for (const field in time) {
			if (!time[field])
				continue

			difference += (difference.length ? `, ` : ``) + time[field] + field

			if (++i === 2)
				break
		}

		return `(${difference} ago) ${args[0]?.slice(args[0][0] === `@`) || await execute(`abb`, `chatter`, `excludeSelf:true`)}: ${(await execute(`tweet`, `random:true`, `textOnly:true`, `QTHESTORMM`)).replace(RegExp(String.raw` https:\/{2}t\.co\/[A-Za-z\d]{10}\b.*$|^RT @\w{1,15}: `, `l`), ``)}`
	}