rl.js

const
	y = 31_536_000,
	d = 86_400,
	h = 3_600,
	m = 60,

	SecondsConverter = function (input) {
		let remainder

		this.y = input / y | 0
		this.d = (remainder = input - y * this.y) / d | 0
		this.h = (remainder -= d * this.d) / h | 0
		this.m = (remainder -= h * this.h) / m | 0
	},

	execute = async function () {
		const cmd = await command.execute(...arguments)
		if (!cmd.success) {
			let acc = ``
			for (const argument of arguments)
				acc += argument + ` `
			throw Error(`$${acc}\u{2022} ${cmd.reason ?? cmd.reply}`)
		}

		return cmd.reply
	},

	main = async () =>
		`(` + (() => {
			const time = new SecondsConverter(1.893e8 * Math.random() + 1)
			let
				i = 0,
				out = ``

			for (const field in time) {
				if (!time[field])
					continue

				out += (out.length ? `, ` : ``) + time[field] + field

				if (++i === 2)
					break
			}

			return out
		})() + ` ago) ${args[0]?.slice(args[0][0] === `@`) || await execute(`abb`, `chatter`, `excludeSelf:true`)}: ${await execute(`fakenews`)}`