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const | |
fmt = num => { | |
if (num >= 11 && num <= 13) | |
return num += `th` | |
switch (num % 10) { | |
case 1: | |
return num += `st` | |
case 2: | |
return num += `nd` | |
case 3: | |
return num += `rd` | |
default: | |
return num += `th` | |
} | |
}, | |
fishes = Uint16Array.of(1, 15, 21, 22, 23, 34, 41, 1406, 1443), | |
failEmotes = [ | |
`PoroSad`, | |
`peepoSad`, | |
`SadLain`, | |
`Sadeg`, | |
`Sadge`, | |
`SadgeCry`, | |
`SadCat`, | |
`FeelsBadMan`, | |
`RAGEY`, | |
`docnotL`, | |
`ReallyMad`, | |
`PunOko`, | |
`SirMad`, | |
`SirSad`, | |
`KannaCry`, | |
`RemCry`, | |
`catCry`, | |
`PepeHands`, | |
`Madge`, | |
`reeferSad`, | |
`sadE`, | |
`NotLikeThis`, | |
`NLT`, | |
`FailFish`, | |
`SAJ`, | |
`SAJI` | |
], | |
successEmotes = [ | |
`SUGOI`, | |
`LETSGO`, | |
`PagMan`, | |
`PAGLADA`, | |
`PAGGING`, | |
`PagBounce`, | |
`PagChomp`, | |
`PogU`, | |
`Pog`, | |
`PogChamp`, | |
`WakuWaku`, | |
`sheCrazy`, | |
`heCrazy`, | |
`WICKED`, | |
`FeelsStrongMan`, | |
`MUGA`, | |
`Wowee`, | |
`PogBones`, | |
`peepoPog`, | |
`peepoPag`, | |
`Shockisu` | |
], | |
fishing = async () => { | |
customData.set(`fish_total`, ~~customData.get(`fish_total`) + 1) | |
const dist = Math.random() * 75 | 0 | |
if (dist) { | |
const unlucky = ~~customData.get(`fish_unlucky`) + 1 | |
customData.set(`fish_unlucky`, unlucky) | |
if (unlucky > ~~customData.get(`fish_unlucky_record`)) | |
customData.set(`fish_unlucky_record`, unlucky) | |
return `No luck... (${dist}cm away) ` + await utils.getEmote( | |
failEmotes.sort(() => Math.random() - .5), | |
``, | |
{ caseSensitivity: false } | |
) | |
} | |
let out = fishes[Math.random() * fishes.length | 0] | |
const len = Math.random() * out | 0 || 1 | |
let record | |
if (len > ~~customData.get(`fish_len`)) { | |
customData.set(`fish_len`, len % fishes.at(-1)) | |
record = `! This is a new record!` | |
} | |
else | |
record = `.` | |
let caught = customData.get(`fish`) ?? [] | |
if (!Array.isArray(caught)) | |
switch (typeof caught) { | |
case `string`: | |
const emojis = [] | |
for (let emoji of caught.trim()) | |
if (fishes.includes((emoji = emoji.codePointAt(0)) - 128010)) | |
emojis.push(emoji) | |
caught = emojis | |
break | |
case `object`: | |
try { | |
caught = new Uint32Array(caught) | |
.filter(emoji => fishes.includes(emoji - 128010)) | |
} | |
catch { | |
caught = [] | |
} | |
break | |
default: | |
caught = [].concat(caught) | |
} | |
out += 128010 | |
caught.push(out) | |
caught = caught.reduce((emojis, emoji) => { | |
if (!emojis.includes(emoji)) | |
emojis.push(emoji) | |
return emojis | |
}, []) | |
if (caught.length > fishes.length) | |
return `Either a previous import failed, or I detect some cheating \u{1f4bf} Clap Let @brian6932 know` | |
customData.set(`fish`, caught) | |
const streak = ` This is the ${fmt(~~customData.get(`fish_unlucky`) + 1)} attempt since your last catch` | |
customData.set(`fish_unlucky`, 0) | |
let count = ~~customData.get(`fish_count`) | |
customData.set(`fish_count`, ++count) | |
return `You caught a ${String.fromCodePoint(out)}! This is your ${fmt(count)} fish! It is ${len}cm in length${record + streak} ` + await utils.getEmote( | |
successEmotes.sort(() => Math.random() - .5), | |
``, | |
{ caseSensitivity: false } | |
) | |
} |
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