Prevent brain-dead UI/UX terrorists from crapping on OS-native scrolling / touchpad behavior

hands-off-my-scrollwheel-asshole.js

/*
 * Copied for updates/additions from this Chrome extension (highly recommended):
 *   "Smooth Scroll Sucks" (vong.io)
 *   https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/smooth-scroll-sucks/bpbeihnjhalcfmjbcdafhdmcedknoflm
 *
 * If you're a UX terrorist who thinks it's "super cool" or "totally sweet" to
 * to hijack the scrollwheel/trackpad to make things horrifically slow: stop.
 * Just stop it with that shit. This is not good behavior. Your site actually
 * provides the perceived feedback of a pile of mayonnaise slowly sliding down
 * the edge of the world's largest turd.
 */

chrome.webRequest.onBeforeRequest.addListener(
    function(info) {
        return {redirectUrl: "javascript:"};
    },
    {
        urls: [
            "*://*/*scroll*.js*",
            "*://*/*easing*.js*",
            "*://*/*transit*.js*"
        ],
        types: ["script"]
    },
    ["blocking"]
);