for-josh.js

// this thing
connect(
  connect.static(_path.join(__dirname, '..', 'thirdparty')),
  connect.static(__dirname),
  connect.router(function (app) {
    app.get('/cordova.test.js', function (req, res) {
      /* impl */
    }),
    app.get('/', function (req, res) {
      /* impl */
    });
  })
);

// becomes easier to read/reason about: 
connect(vendor, tests, router).listen(3000);

// …vendor, tests, and router could be seperately tested modules