Anydice program to calculate best cantrip to use while concentrating on melf's minute meteors

minute_meteors_cantrip_anydice.txt

function: MOD saving throw dc DC {
 result: d20+MOD < DC
}

function: ATTACK attack vs AC {
 result: d20+ATTACK >= AC
} 

function: true or half SUCCESS DAMAGE {
 result: DAMAGE / (2 - SUCCESS)
}

function: true or none SUCCESS DAMAGE {
 result: SUCCESSdDAMAGE
}

function: TRUE_EXPR if COND:n else FALSE_EXPR {
 if COND > 0 {
  result: TRUE_EXPR
 } else {
  result: FALSE_EXPR
 }
}

TARGET_INT:1
TARGET_WIS:0
TARGET_DEX:2
TARGET_AC:12
SPELL_SAVE:18
SPELL_ATTACK:7
CANTRIP_DICE:2
METEOR_TARGETS:d{1:3,2:4,3:3,4:1}
INT_FAIL_CHANCE:[TARGET_INT saving throw dc SPELL_SAVE]
WIS_FAIL_CHANCE:[TARGET_WIS saving throw dc SPELL_SAVE]
DEX_FAIL_CHANCE:[TARGET_DEX saving throw dc SPELL_SAVE]
SLIVER_DEX_FAIL_CHANCE:[TARGET_DEX-1d4 saving throw dc SPELL_SAVE]
ATTACK_CHANCE:[SPELL_ATTACK attack vs TARGET_AC]

ONE_METEOR: [true or half DEX_FAIL_CHANCE 2d6]
TWO_METEOR: ONE_METEOR + ONE_METEOR
ONE_SLIVERED_METEOR:[true or half SLIVER_DEX_FAIL_CHANCE 2d6]
TWO_METEOR_SLIVERED:ONE_SLIVERED_METEOR + ONE_METEOR
MIND_SLIVER: [true or none INT_FAIL_CHANCE CANTRIP_DICEd6]
FIRE_BOLT: [true or none ATTACK_CHANCE CANTRIP_DICEd10]
TOLL_DEAD_ONE: [true or none WIS_FAIL_CHANCE CANTRIP_DICEd8]
TOLL_DEAD_TWO: [true or none WIS_FAIL_CHANCE CANTRIP_DICEd12]
SLIVER_SUCCESS_INTO_METEORS: (CANTRIP_DICEd6 + TWO_METEOR_SLIVERED)

SLIVER_METEOR: [SLIVER_SUCCESS_INTO_METEORS if INT_FAIL_CHANCE else TWO_METEOR]
output SLIVER_METEOR named "sliver then meteors"
output TOLL_DEAD_TWO + TWO_METEOR named "toll 2meteor"
output FIRE_BOLT + TWO_METEOR named "firebolt 2meteor"