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| bsdf@cygnus> cat constelnames ~/p9/sky | |
| and andromeda | |
| ant antlia | |
| aps apus | |
| aqr aquarius | |
| aql aquila | |
| ara ara | |
| ari aries | |
| aur auriga | |
| boo bootes | |
| cae caelum | |
| cam camelopardalis | |
| cnc cancer | |
| cvn canes venatici | |
| cma canis major | |
| cmi canis minor | |
| cap capricorn | |
| car carina | |
| cas casseiopeia | |
| cen centaurus | |
| cep cepheus | |
| cet cetus | |
| cha chameleon | |
| cir circinus | |
| col columba | |
| com coma bernices | |
| cra corona australis | |
| crb corona borealis | |
| crv corvus | |
| crt crater | |
| cru crux | |
| cyg cygnus | |
| del delphinus | |
| dor doradus | |
| dra draco | |
| equ equuleus | |
| eri eridanus | |
| for fornax | |
| gem gemini | |
| gru grus | |
| her hercules | |
| hor horologium | |
| hya hydra | |
| hys hydrus | |
| ind indus | |
| lac lacerta | |
| leo leo | |
| lmi leo minor | |
| lep lepus | |
| lib libra | |
| lup lupus | |
| lyn lynx | |
| lyr lyra | |
| men mensa | |
| mic microscopium | |
| mon monoceros | |
| mus musca | |
| nor norma | |
| oct octans | |
| oph ophiuchus | |
| ori orion | |
| pav pavo | |
| peg pegasus | |
| per perseus | |
| phe phoenix | |
| pic pictor | |
| psc pisces | |
| psa piscis austrinus | |
| pup puppis | |
| pyx pyxis | |
| ret reticulum | |
| sge sagitta | |
| sgr sagittarius | |
| sco scorpius | |
| scl sculptor | |
| sct scutum | |
| ser serpens | |
| sex sextans | |
| tau taurus | |
| tel telescopium | |
| tri triangulum | |
| tra triangulum australae | |
| tuc tucana | |
| uma ursa major | |
| umi ursa minor | |
| vel vela | |
| vir virgo | |
| vol volans | |
| vul vulpecula |
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Don't read this... it is a curse...
In 1995, a little boy named Tom was playing with his toys in his living room. After about 15 minutes of playing, a tiny little man walked up to him and said, "May I explore the mazes of your bootyass?" Tom, surprised by this sudden occurrence, remained speechless.
After thirty seconds passed, the little man asked the exact same question that he asked previously. This time, Tom asked the little man why he would want to do such a thing. The little man said, "Because I want to explore every maze inside your bootyass." Tom, sensing no bad intentions from the little man, nodded and said, "Well, all right. But no tickle! If there's any tickle, I'll smoosh ya!" The little man nodded his head and was sucked into Tom's bootyass as if his bootyass was a gigantic spaghetti noodle.
Tom was beginning to have second thoughts about letting the little man explore the mazes of his bootyass, but he just shrugged them off. He thought, "What harm could allowing that nice, charismatic little man explore the mazes of my bootyass bring? He was so nice, charismatic, and thoughtful. I made the right choice."
However, soon enough, he discovered that he was terribly wrong. Suddenly, he was looking into his own bootyass as if he was looking through a security camera. Inside, he spotted the little man and numerous round doorways made out of bootyass; it looked like an endless maze. To Tom's surprise, the little man suddenly transformed into a red toy carrying a gigantic sack over his shoulders and began walking towards the smallest doorway of them all! "That sack will never fit through that doorway," Tom thought.
The toy continued onwards, and eventually the sack got stuck inside the small doorway in Tom's bootyass. The toy, visibly angry, began trying to force the sack through the doorway! This inflicted tremendous amounts of tickle upon Tom's bootyass! The toy then began kicking the sides of Tom's bootyass out of frustration while laughing the entire time. Even more tickle was inflicted upon Tom's bootyass. Just when Tom thought that nothing worse could possibly happen to him, the toy forced the sack right through the doorway and went flying deeper into the mazes of Tom's bootyass and crashed into the side of it! This inflicted more tickle upon Tom's bootyass than ever before!
Now that you have read this (even a single word of it), the very same toy, carrying his giant sack (which should fit through no doorway), will explore every single maze inside your bootyass (thereby inflicting major amounts of tickle upon it)! To prevent this from happening, copy and paste this entire comment and then repost it as a comment three times.