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Rearranging deck chairs on this resume.
class EzekielTemplin
def initialize
@birthdate = Date.parse('1983-06-29')
@gender = "male"
end
def age
#still derp
Date.today.year - @birthdate.year
end
def locations
["Saegertown, PA", "Audubon, PA", "Guys Mills, PA", "Philadelphia, PA", "Meadville, PA"]
end
def birthplace
locations.first
end
def current_location
locations.last
end
def jobs
[
{ :company => "Semantic Leap",
:url => "N/A",
:title => "Founder",
:start_date => Date.parse('2006-09-01') },
{ :company => "IP Services, Inc",
:url => "http://www.ipservicesinc.com/",
:title => "Software Developer",
:start_date => Date.parse('2010-05-01') }
]
end
def current_job
jobs.last
end
def bored?
"Bored enough to write a bio in Ruby!"
end
end
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