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Father-in-law jokes
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A man received the following text from his neighbor: | |
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. | |
I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. | |
In fact, even more than you do. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. | |
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology | |
with my promise that it won't happen again. | |
The man, distraught, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, | |
and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. | |
A few moments later, a second text came in: | |
Damn smart phone 'auto-correct" - I meant "wifi", not "wife". |
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